Seriously, I feel like when you’re a little kid and you say something awful, like how creepy someone looks who you later realize had a cognitive disability or something, some dick thing kids say before they’re old enough to know any better, and then they get old enough and maybe remember some of things and feel…

Oh god. Now I feel terrible about hating every yippy little dog I’ve ever come into contact with.

yes Yes YEs YES I knew there had to be something! Hadn’t looked into it too much because, once again, my current dog IS NEVER GOING TO DIE EVER but someday I’ll look further into this rescue. Thanks.

I don’t laugh easily. I just don’t. But expecting a picture of an actual nice-looking teenager, I just laughed my ass off for longer than I care to admit.

Can you do another one around Hallowe’en time to remind us all how to do this and maybe also include how you would do a sweet costume?!

Yeah the whole John Doe investigation is still ongoing, and the Shepherd does a great job keeping up with the latest batshit illegal way the documents revealed his campaign party coordinated with his government staff to break the law.

I live like 2 blocks from his house and just want to egg. it. so. bad.

Yes!! I am bound and determined that after my aforementioned giant fatass of a dog dies (which I haven’t admitted to myself will ever happen except when planning for my next dog...NEVER DIE FRODO, YOU HEAR ME? YOU WILL. NEVER. DIE.) I’m going to get a French bulldog. They’re super pricey breeder type dogs or whatever…

my dad has a miniature pinscher that weights like 9 lbs and indeed, my grandma tripped over it and broke her hip (the dog, not my grandma, she was fine, she just felt terrible). The struggle is real.

OMG WUT. Puppy mills breed dogs whose brains are too large for their skulls? And then they have headaches all the time? CHRIST.

You seem like one of the good ones. I hope you’re out there having this conversation with other dudes, because when it comes to assholes like this, the only person that they’ll even have a conversation with about why maaaaaybe this isn’t an ok thing to do is another guy.

As my grandma said today, “Ireland! And they’re a CATHOLIC country! Really gives you hope, doesn’t it?”

biting humor is pretty much a part of the culture.

Hmmm so interesting. Thanks.

Yeah, I agree with everything you said, only, we kind of already know a lot about this guy and he seems pretty fucking terrible. I just wouldn’t be surprised if she somehow got in trouble. It’s a fucked up world we live in.

I’ve been in this situation in past jobs too, being told that due to safety laws we can’t just give unsold stuff away. One the one hand I get it, on the other hand I think if someone wants to take a risk and eat something that’s labeled as past its sell by date, and they are informed, then they should be able to eat…

Jaded...or just realistic about the world we live in :(

Yeah, my worry is that she’ll somehow get in trouble for this, that she’ll be accused/blamed for “attacking” him which would be a huge crock of bullshit with a side of WTF but we live in the real world unfortunately.

Yeah it’s so creepy and you’re right, there’s more going on with that second grab.

Haha ok...if you want to use not being American as an excuse to not be familiar with the extremely relevant and popular bel hooks and you don’t enjoy Friends, hey, cool, you do you. But turns out my partner says babies are cute all the time and means it. His parents had his sibling later on in life and he helped…