Yes indeed. One person’s lovable and endearing tiny but consistent flaw is another person’s stomach-churning, eye-rolling unforgivable sin. With another guy it was how he used the word “epitome” to mean “opposite.” No, dude. I can’t BELIEVE I ever thought you were attractive. It’s the beards, man. The beards.

THIS IS IT. You summed it up. One line. Well done, sir, well done.

Ugh yes. It’s so hard. When you’re in the initial stages of attraction, they seem literally perfect and rejection stings so bad. Then once you’re over it you’re able to see that they were kind of a jerk who weirdly obsessed over how his hair looks and is pretty arrogant and uses “anyways” instead of the correct…

My aunt and uncle went to Mardi Gras when Nicholas Cage was the King of Mardi Gras or whatever the title is. They even put your face on little Mardi Gras coins that they give out that year. Anyway, they were staying in the same hotel as him and came home late one night to find Nicholas Cage totally wasted, standing in…

At least it isn’t the guy’s son and he isn’t doing all this to make him a prince. Because that boy would absolutely grow up with even more of a “I can/should get whatever I want” mentality than little boys already grow up with simply be existing in America.

Yeah I guess that happens?! I mean they’re not technically periods I suppose, since that’s your uterine lining sloshing off or whatever, but I guess lots of women still get spotting while they’re pregnant and if your period was never very predictable to begin with, it’s apparently pretty easy to mistake this spotting…

A friend of mine still had periods, didn’t have significant weight gain and the 10 or so pounds she did gain she put off to stress/her new job, which required her to work super long days and pretty much stop exercising, so it all made sense. Granted she discovered she was pregnant 7 or 8 months in, not when she was…

Yeah that’s so so shitty. I was that kid whose mom sacrificed a LOT to move my family into a richy rich community with some of the best public schools in the state, and while I quickly realized how little we had compared to my peers and their families, nowhere was this more clear than at events like prom. Oh you’re…

this MAY BE the BEST comment I’ve ever read on Jezebel.

I don’t understand. She tweets that and white people are all

#NotAllLemurs

I love the taste of rapist’s tears. Mmmmmmmm.

Yes. Yes yes yes. Thanks for putting my thoughts into clearer words haha. There IS something really off about about it, and you nailed it.

Thanks for being someone else who doesn’t just eat his shit up. He’s not original and can be pretty awful.

I had to unfollow The Fat Jew on instagram because while he can be really funny, and as a white girl I love good jab at the dumb stuff we do as much as the next person, he can be really fucking misogynistic. No thanks.

Jesus. That’s awful :(

THANK YOU.

both your reply and your name are wonderful.

My grandma loves telling me about the pads back in her day, big clothes or rags that you secured down there with some kind belt contraption. Terrible.

This is awesome. I’ve been ranting to anyone who will listen for a while now about how women who have periods and pay taxes (so, 18 ish - 50 ish?) should receive a tax break because of how fucking expensive this shit can be.