thin pizzas 4 lyfe. I live in Chicago and just hate deep dish. If I wanted a sugary mess of hardened flour and soup on top I’d put 5 inches jam on a giant cookie cake. That’s honestly how deep dish feels to me. Only the jam is made of white sugar mixed with tomato juice and the cookie is way too thick and doesn’t have…

This was me in college. 3 jobs, 20 credits/semester, robust social life, plus time for practicing the guitar and painting. I got a cold, POWERED THROUGH IT CUZ THAT’S WHAT YOU DO AND I’M A GODDESS and a few weeks later found myself in the ER being told I had mono. The doctor essentially listened to me talk about my…

This. So much.

This is so heartbreaking and I hope this budget doesn’t go anywhere. I work with survivors of sexual assault and can say with 1 bajillion % certainty that child advocacy centers are fucking essential - it’s a one-stop shop for the parents of the kid who was assaulted to get all the resources they need (as opposed to…

I knew about the violence....NOW COCK FIGHTING TOO?

Jesus. I could have written this - both the Polly letter, and this article. This is me. 4 years, great guy, treats me so well, and yet and yet and yet.

Yeah I mean I know it’s a kind of weird place but is there something in the water??? Good thing I got out and on over to nice normal (ha) Milwaukee.

You’re right. We’re...we’re not better than this *sob*

OH JESUS. I saw the headline, then saw the photo...wait...”Waukesha Public Library” WAUKESHA, oh god. That’s the place I went as a kid for books every Friday. That’s where I grew up.

Pretty basic, but whatever. My first real boyfriend loved my long, beautiful hair. I was so ready to get it cut off and he was always like “ohh, nooooo! Don’t do thaaaaat!” After he broke my heard I got that shit CHOPPED OFF. Donated like 12 inches and had an adorable pixie cut for a few years. I looked like fucking…

That’s how reporting works, yo.

THIS.

This happened to already be up in my browser, and now I feel like everyone else could benefit from revisiting it too. http://www.buzzfeed.com/danieldalton/b…

40 weeks is my favorite. It’s got that old person without teeth grin going on.

Yeah even if you’re not motivated by the fact that black people are human beings who deserve good lives, or by the fact that your own liberation as a human being is intrinsically tied to the liberation of minority people, can you AT LEAST be motivated by the fact that it’s just really fucking embarrassing to your…

Mashable reports that the local police have no clue who destroyed the memorial.

Didn’t she say she had been kidnapped tho? Which would mean a crime had taken place hence the police involvement hence a giant fine/legal consequences when it just turned out she had made the whole thing up.

Yeah, truancy is actually a thing that kids/parents can get in trouble for. Going to some kind of school is the law at age 14, so that would be the only thing that they could legally do, though I’m not exactly sure how it works. All I know is the high school I used to work at always had cops outside to stop kids from…

Ugh she's just the fucking coolest. I'm not pregnant or in a band or anything cool/time-consuming and still can't get my act together to look any better than a quasi-professional square covered in dog hair. All my coolest pieces are ones my sister cast off. Karen O, teach me your ways. Or actually could I…

Yup, not to mention women who enter into a phase where they need in-vitro help, which is quite the process.