Another!

A while ago my asshole boss told me to do something (rent a car for his time in a different city) and the executive director (so, my boss’s boss) told me not to, that they’d use the train. A few days pass and my boss calls me on my desk phone (he always does that even though his office is literally 15 steps away from…

Bud Shuster. Bill Shuster. That face.

You’re a real hero.

NO WAY. WUT. YOU MEAN TWITTER ISN’T BRAND NEW OMG.

I’m a minimalist and one of the hardest times to be a minimalist (other than payday when your friend drags to Anthropologie) is the holidays and birthdays - so I’d like to give them the benefit of the doubt that they have so much baby shit they don’t need and just need $$$ and all the stuff sitting around is stressing…

Sex with a robot...would it be something like this?

It creeps me out how in the interview he refers to the robot as “she.” It’s not a she, it’s not a living thing it’s an it.

I can’t decide if I’m jealous or concerned.

I will totally read this book. Especially since she got her full memory back and was in a place to reflect on the experience, it seems like an interesting and not horrible experience - dare I say that if could have been good? My 15-year-old self was so different and it'd be incredible to get to go back - really truly…

You’re now a junior and this was when you were a freshman...racism wasn’t the talk of the country and twitter was...new? 0 for 2, young lady.

Damn. Those are your real nails?! So impressive. You're like the best kind of cyborg.

three, turns out.

I have an identical twin, so...can I still have a doppleganger?

Wow. I was WAY off. And here I was living among so many Polish people in Chicago and had no idea. This was the most important part of my day. Thank you.

When is the white community going to come together and condemn this type of behavior?

Thank you for choosing Denny’s for this, as it’s one of my most-hated places in the world and it makes me happy to be chosen as an insult like this :D

Oh god, oh no, I’ve been saying wrong apparently. HOW DO YOU SAY IT I NEED TO KNOW :(

Oppression is most effective when it’s internalized and spewed back out by the oppressed. Still got some great examples of that, like this lady.