Maybe it's just because I'm obsessed with The Onion, but doesn't a site called The Chive seem to be a weird shout out/take on it? No? Just me then.

Yeah so true. I've had to have lots of long, emotional conversations with my husband about how it makes me feel when he compliments my body in certain ways. A while ago I was going to buy some new pants since I had like two pairs (I like skirts) that were a few years old and too small (I was like 22 so it wasn't THAT…

I had mono in college and for months was extremely sick and kept getting misdiagnosed by doctors, which made me try to just push my way thought it, since hey, it's just a bad sinus infection! But I was dropping weight like crazy and super pale, and people thought I looked incredible. I have some photos of myself from…

Right on the money. I'll just ask you what he would say and cut him out all together. It'll make my day much more pleasant.

It's not, like, in your VAGINA though, it's somewhere further up. I mean, if you really wanted to you could touch it but you'd have to be reeeeally committed. It's definitely not like you ever hit it with your tampon or something.

I totally thought they were a weird old bad thing until my best friend told me they were great - and she had had the same bad attitude towards them until her roommate set her straight. I've had a Paraguard in for 3 years, got it when I was 22, and LOVE it. After a few days of bad cramps, it's been nothing but smooth…

Thanks for not giving him a free pass. If lady politicians get lambasted for every outfit they wear and torn apart for either not knowing how to dress or being too focused on their looks, this is the least I would expect from the media. Well done.

You're cute in how clueless you are. Keep talking like some hard-ass intellectual here on Jezebel. We don't feed trolls here. Bai.

When I was 12 my family visited family members in England I soooo desperately wanted an "FCUK" (french connection united kingdom) shirt and mom would just not let me get it. It's one of those things I look back on and say, "thanks, mom, you're right that I wanted it for the wrong reasons and would have looked silly as…

Would you be touting the same bullshit line if it was a man who got raped?

I think this can take a while but I WANT THEM TO DO IT AND DO IT NOW and hopefully This American Life will make an update episode telling us all the results.

This reminds me, can there be a "pissing contest" of the worst proposal you've ever witnessed? Because I saw one on Valentine's Day that turned my heart to everlasting ice.

Though you CAN feed dogs a vegan diet, and they will thrive on it.

Yeah this was so bizarre and makes me worry that they are doing what a lot of people do when designing for plus size - assuming you want to cover up as much of your body as possible. Because who could be proud of how they look at that size!? (f off, Target.)

I like Shray-bay-bay

Last time I got new glasses the dude behind the counter laughed after looking at my prescription and said "God, you're practically legally blind!" Yeah haha jerkoff. Not only is my poor eyesight not funny, what's even less hilarious is people who actually are legally blind. Can I just buy my new goddamned glasses so I…

I've worked in tons of restaurants in the midwest, and...this just kind of is. As in, it is true that back of house is full of wonderful Latino folks. And we all swear a lot. And they often swear in Spanish and you pick up some of it.

omg omg omg. about to start crying. putting down an old dog when its time has come and it's not living a happy life anymore is one thing. but to put down its counterpart/sibling/bff dog too? they will be lonely without the other one for a bit and then find. omg.

My grandma is totally this way. Her motto is "if it's not on sale you don't need it." Oh how she loves a good sale. She thankfully has a big ole house with a big ole basement so you don't really get a packrat feel, but man. The woman knows how to thrift and save and survive.

I feel you. I KNOW it's irrational (isn't that what serious anxiety is all about - that it's totally irrational?) but I have the same fears about having kids. Currently I mostly fear about my husband, who cycles seriously, and yesterday went up a mountain and it's hard not to worry about him constantly. I know if I…