This is absolutely true. My grandparents own a cutesey little shop that sells a lot of food-based products, and as a kid I would help out in the back. We had table-top machines that were missing sides and my grandpa would just fashion one out of a cardboard box and tape. We would also regularly eat chicken wings over…

True. They might just be great at justifying each other's terribleness. "Yeah honey, you're totally right, that woman was a huge c*unt and you should totally put that on twitter. I love it. You're so funny."

Twu Wuv.

I read a while ago something about how this insult ends up being sort of gendered, since assholes can be receptive to the penis, and only women or gay men (the argument goes) do penis-in-butt stuff, and no one would want to be a gay man or a woman, so asshole is kind of saying you're one of them and not a straight…

She was so good in it...and in She's the Man. So funny. I want her to come back and be hilarious again, hilarious and full of sound health.

You could steal my dogs for a few days, that'd be cool, then I'd take them back just when you were realizing the largeness and longevity of the task you had taken on by stealing them. We'd both win.

Ohhh. Chad. Yes, so fittingly douchebaggy! Thank you. Yes I'd love to see them in a Chadiator match. It'd be hard to know who to root for.

Gladiator + Chhh....?

I think Scott Walker might give him a run for his money.