omg those memes are my freaking favorite

It’s called Brenda.

NBC needs to refer to this as “The Brazilian” cuz they are getting rid of the bush.

I love this idea! Who has an in at Buck House and can get this concept to HRM, stat?

The Commission on Presidential Debates is made up of 1/2 Democrats and 1/2 Republicans and they work together to minimize the chances of anything unplanned happening. Ever wonder why the candidates don’t talk to each other? Because there’s too much risk in being on the losing end of a good zinger. People in town halls…

I suppose a song about an obsessive stalker who kidnaps women who strike his fancy is a way to inspire people to try to bike away as quickly as possible.

the issue was that the left-leaners were obeying the “no applause” rule.

Poonghazi was posted yesterday. Such a winner! 🏆

I hope people who need to evacuate are able to do so. In all seriousness, the second Disney and other theme parks announced they were going to be closed, I knew it was serious.

Uh huh, because some people are told if they leave they will lose their job and they are poor enough that they stay because they must. Or they have no transportation. Or they have no money for fuel to leave. Or they just got leave as of today and are stuck on the highway like my brother, his wife, and their five…

Americans are taught that French people are all thin, smoke like mad, dress fabulously and eat three-hour, butter-filled lunches every day.

That sound you heard was the sound of hundreds of auditors reading this piece, finding their career choice vindicated, trying to high five each other, missing badly, and then losing their balance, causing them to trip and fall into Lydia’s workstation and knocking over her Chewbacca bobblehead.

My SO says he looks like the Senator who would support the Mutant Registration Act in an X-Men movie.

I know the feeling that she is talking about. I was violently attacked in my own home and I remember thinking how dumb I was not to have a weapon in my house, how naive I was to instantly trust the man I had been dating. It took me years to be able to sleep through the night again. And even more years to realize that…

“Her family is really scared for her safety,” said a source. “She’s just so isolated and spends all her free time watching trash TV and commenting on Jezebel.”

He wrote a really beautiful piece on his blog about his father’s last days. It really made me like both of them. Worth searching out.

Well THAT sounds unpleasant. (But I do love the idea of dad getting to hold lil nugget right after birth. As a lady whose manpiece is pretty scared shitless of having kids, the idea that he’ll have some one-on-one time to connect with son/daughter makes me pretty happy)

Very helpful! That’s kinda what I figured (good idea if possible; if not ITS FINE CALM DOWN)... but holy cow there are some passionate unmedicated-vaginal-birth-in-a-tub-with-immediate-skin-to-skin-if-you-love-your-child activists out there that are real good at making the alternatives seem detrimental!