After eight straight days of banging, of course.

This is what I was thinking. I would love for her to be our first first Black Female President.

I’m fully expecting to be voting for either North West or Blue Ivy Carter Knowles (how do I not know her last name?) in like... 2052 or so.

Pretty much. She’d be amazing, but it would be asking a lot to sign up for that again.

I find Jake Gyllenhaal so attractive, even with chest hair.

I’d rather hear Tubthumping twice than Famous three times.

Hmm. Looks like airport security just didn’t have ... the guts.

No.

I don’t go to malls anymore, but did when I was younger and lived in the burbs. I had no idea where you lived when I mentioned malls. I go to Macy’s maybe twice a year, and there’s music playing. Other stores, like the Gap or H&M, also play music. People on the street play music. Commercials, movies, etc., play music.…

I have property in one of those slums she worked in. It’s the best slum, the wealthiest slum.

Hi there, internet stranger--

Hey, friend. Four years is an AMAZING achievement. You are kicking ass every single day. Hang in there like a kitten on the poster in your grade school guidance counselor’s office. Internet *high fives* and *hugs* for you today. Keep on being awesome.

We get it, you vape.

Wow you’re like sooo cool and smart and interesting tell me more about how much you don’t interact with the world or care about pop culture.

Where is that Anchorman “I don’t believe you” gif?

you must be really fun at parties

this has gotta be satire right?

a life without commericals? How ever do you do it?

Honey, I’ve lived in Brooklyn and worked in Manhattan for almost two decades. I haven’t listened to the radio in years...and yet I hear music outside, on t.v., etc. that I would not choose to listen to. Lol, love that you tried to do the “I’m a New Yorker” dazzle on me, though. I’m with you--I try not to go many…

You sound fun.