Thaaaaaaat was my question too.

I figured they would put in more baby stuff, like attending D-list celebrity Lamaze classes, trying to figure out how to fit an infant car seat correctly and arguing over names (you can’t just add extra vowels and consonants that serve no purpose to the name Jaden, looking at you Jaieydein). Or wedding stuff! Wedding…

Florida is also legitimately the lightning strike capital of the world and you still see idiots (myself included, how am I still alive) running around outside in major thunderstorms because “the lightning is hitting the streetlights a whole two blocks down, so it will neeeeever hit me here”. I guess there’s just so…

I learned all my detective skills from that MTV Catfish show. You just Google their name, search them on Facebook, check out their MySpace, Google their pictures, call or text a few times and wham, you found the mystery guy. I can do all those things.

More and more academic libraries use primarily databases, e-books and online subscriptions to journals, which cost far, far more than the print resources due to licensing agreements. So I am sorry you are stuck in the primitive idea of libraries=print books, because librarianship has definitely moved on, which you…

Particularly since libraries need funding in things that can’t be named, like databases and journal subscriptions and staffing. Donors usually like to put their name on things, so a scoreboard would be perfect for that (“look at the [donor name] scoreboard here in [donor name] stadium at [your brand name here]…

Some libraries have nap pods, which are fucking awesome. And since more and more journals and books are moving online (particularly for medicine and sciences, where you may need to look up stuff anywhere from a patient’s bedside to knee deep in a swamp), libraries are keeping only key print titles and replacing the…

...I mean, I can kind of see your point that these attacks aren’t bad compared to others, but I am sure someone somewhere is taking notes on what works and what doesn’t, and taking that into account as they plan their own future attacks.

Not until November, and even that’s not a certainty based on recent polls. Sigh.

My sister and I were dogsmaids for a couple who wanted their dogs in their wedding. It was better than being a bridesmaid, because the bride wanted the dogs to be happy and well-cared for and thus decided we could chose our own dresses and shoes (in her theme colors, of course) that were best suited for dog-wrangling.…

Step 1-Step 47: date all the menz, write all the songz

I do like when the news broadcasts now put the scene summary (it has a name, but I’ve forgotten it) at the bottom of the broadcast debunking him.

Her voice sounds so weird.

Was this how the world felt during the arms race leading into World War I? Was this what Europe felt when they heard vague reports of this Hitler fellow talking big game in Germany? Is this what people felt when they did those “hide under the desk kids so the nuclear bomb doesn’t get ya!” drills?

Tip to tip, no, that’s just a weird way to compare dick size, but my impression from my boyfriend is that he and his friends know their dick rankings. Whether by comparison or bragging, I dont know and I don’t ask.

THIS! I heard a story about a polar bear who was smart enough to figure out that nearly everyday crowds of tasty-looking mini morsels would go into a certain building in the morning and come out in the afternoon and so it stalked the school kids until some adults stepped in and put a stop to that before someone got…

You can also accidentally have a maximum number of women too, if your whole department is women (libraries are mostly women, though our profession suffers from the same wage disparity and promotion disparity that a lot of other professions with less women do).

Yeah, no worries, I love to talk about this stuff! This may still give you nightmares, but I’ll try not to explain it too gruesomely.

WHAAAA!? Thank you, I will add this to my list of things to watch for!

I can’t wait to get home and watch Miss Congeniality!