The timing couldn’t have been more perfect for this analogy.

“half a million to over 1 billion”

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The most ironic part is that all of the major financial metrics are pretty much back to normal. YOY wages have grown 4% while inflation is back to it’s target 2.5%, which means buying power is growing and prices are getting more affordable. Unemployment is also down to it’s normal range. The stock market has been…

LOL, they will not be happy with it, but they will 100% just blame someone else. The democrats, the automakers, the “overpaid” union workers (who they’re supposed to be supporting with the tariffs, right?)

This. I’ve lost my last reserves of empathy for the dipshits who voted for this. I don’t want innocent people hurt, but it’s going to happen. I will feel no sympathy for the red-hats whose daughters die from back-alley abortions. No sympathy for parents who lose children to easily-preventable childhood illnesses. No…

Note to self: “plan on driving the vehicles I already have for another four years".

It’s a little high, but assuming the shell isn’t leaking I could see taking on this project. There aren’t many of these left.

Can we just marvel at the size of this seven passenger vehicle?

Man is there anything more 80s than that Chrysler maroon interior color?

Audi became too expensive for what they are. Every new Audi I’ve looked at in the last two years has felt overpriced for what it is.

We’re all so fucked. I can’t believe we have to deal with 4 more years of this bullshit.

Probably faster than today’s NP/ND car.

Jail is too good for that fucking asshole.  

Yeah, at some point we’re all counting on the people around us to pay attention and not run into us. But that isn’t always how it goes. If I am doomed to be in a crash, I like my chances better in today’s equivalent of this car, even though it was surprisingly stout for its day. Absorbing and redirecting energy to…

He apparently literally JUST SHOWED UP AT A POLLING STATION IN THIS CAR. He is just out there driving it around.

Can’t they just throw him in jail with a contempt charge until he complies and turns over every bit of property they know he owns?

I would be scared that a few droplets of gas will get on my paint when I remove the filler. 

Times you will expose yourself in the station lot while getting out in a passenger side car when getting gas: Every time you get gas.

I haven’t seen much commentary yet about how this promise would turboviolate his own “better than NAFTA” agreement that he previously was so incredibly proud to brag about.