floridaman2020
ReluctantFloridaMan
floridaman2020

When I read the headline I was expecting something truly awful, then I saw the pictures...it isn’t really awful, it is kind of cool. That said I think you buy this as a business proposition, and I don’t know enough about the limo business to say if this is a good one, so I am going to do a rare thing on the internet

Who is booking this? Some boomer hot rod enthusiast, maybe, but how many limo events are they attending? A couple getting married in matching Realtree camo outfits? They probably want a lifted Hummer limo. I just don’t see a business case for it that makes money so, ND.

A very special Hell is reserved for these people. 

This guy should get the death penalty and I’d love to throw the switch. FUCK that guy.

I’m of the opinion that the capital punishment to be essentially banned, but am against taking it off the book. And this person is exactly the reason.

I voted ND specifically because of the seat belts.

The most American car isn’t a car. It’s a truck. The F-150, to be more precise. They are so ubiquitous, you can’t go anywhere without seeing them. In some parts of America, you’re not a man if you don’t have a pickup truck.

F150.  Nothing else is close

The seats....but why?

Not the most desirable C6 plus Pep Boys stick-ons for more desirable C6 asking price = no dice.

That’s pretty impressive with a 9mm pistol and a moving target at 75 feet.

It was pretty clear from the contributions that the worst place to stop is anywhere in the south, period. Just stay away.

She’ll be fine. She’s 34 making good money and will be able to save and build a lot as long as she doesn’t buy a new car every year and lives below her means (for example I’m an airline pilot and when I train new pilots I give them some advice of things I’ve seen which is pilots getting heady making decent money and

Sora Lee makes a measly salary of $400,000 per year as head of marketing for TikTok It gets worse, that salary combined with her investment portfolio only gives her a net worth of about $843,000. Times are tough right now for social media executives.”

1) High-end Britmobiles bug me as much as likewise Germanmobiles—overly complicated and need expensive repairs when they go kerblooey. While these Jags get good marks for quality, I’m not sold.

yes, just pick 2 or 3 dipshits each time to arrest, impound their car, send to jail or hit with large fines, and pretty soon, that will add up.

I guarantee you that there were many, many photos taken. It’s going to take some hard police work, but this is the one you do it for.

Not a bad package, but pretty uninspiring. 

Want to stop this? Offer significant rewards to tipsters that lead to the early break-up or arrests of these assholes. Make them turn on each other so that they’re all scared to do it and get caught and lose their cars.

This has become straight up mob violence without even a pretense of car culture.  I'm glad I live out in the sticks