Well, if there is a Hell it’s probably a lot like a Ford service department waiting area, and that’s where OJ can spend his eternity. 

It’s unique enough to be a NP, and it’s modern enough that you’re not taking too much of a risk with Alfa ownership. You could spend a lot more on a less interesting car, and at the end of the day this thing looks like good fun for the money. Just the usual caveat -- with Alfa ownership you need to go in with both…

My bet is that Tesla’s best days are behind it. 

I can’t take any more of the our insanity!

Great minds thinking alike... I think you and I can pretty much start writing each other’s Jalopnik replies. lol

I do like the new exterior styling, but I suspect we’re still looking at a vehicle that would struggle to break 22mpg on the highway on a good day (and at the speed limit). I hate the spot these tanks take in the market — people spend more than they need to on transportation for something like this because it looks…

Neat and unique car, but at 200K+ miles this is never going to be investment-worthy or anything you’d ever get your money back on... especially once you go down the “death by 1000 cuts” routine of fixing all those non-specified “little” issues. And even if it were near perfect and had half the miles $15K seems like a…

Clearly this guy is a douchebag and awful person, but seriously... how bad of a parent do you have to be to raise a person of such little respect, intelligence and responsibility? A good portion of society is failing the following generations.

I imagine that price point was in a void in the venn diagram where “Moronic” and “Wealthy” didn’t overlap anyway. 

Very true. It’s a sad and viscous cycle. Those people also tend to get the most damage to their homes and property, too, and have the hardest time recovering from those losses. 

This is one of those bottom-feeder modified and maintained vehicles that makes me want to wash my hands after just reading the ad. ND for so many reasons.

Congrats, Toyota — milk another model. How about a fun and affordable vehicle to bring in the next generation of customers? A simple $35K 4runner like the first gen, perhaps, with jump seats and a removable top?

I’m rolling with Volvo. They make some gorgeous wagons, SUVs pushing over 400hp, classics like the P1800, iconic 240s, the best seats in the business, and a good number of their models are stealthly fun to drive. All while looking responsible, and their reliability is pretty darn good, too.

ND. There are a lot of far easier ways to get 40mpg these days, and all of them will be less heartbreaking and less expensive than keeping the Grim VW Reaper at bay on a daily basis.

That supra was my dream car when I was 14. So tempting.

It won’t even be the guns. 90% of people will be dead of dysentery within 3 weeks. Lack of clean water will do us in.

Let this be a lesson to anyone that invests in Tesla or any of Musk’s other industries... when the going gets tough, Musk quits. Tesla’s valuation was already insanely out of whack with real automotive production; now they’re abandoning the mass market to sell robo-taxis? Even if — IF — they could make a safe and…

Agreed. I’m 54 and could probably afford this car if I really wanted to. And with 60k miles on it I’d actually drive it -- no need to worry about keeping the miles down for some future next owner. 

How/why would any of this be Apple’s fault? The car crashed with a Tesla customer behind the wheel. They driver could have been paying an apple game, eating a cheeseburger, picking his nose, sleeping, stitching a clan patch onto his robe, whatever... it was still the car’s systems and driver’s inattention that led to…

At some point (hopefully soon) Elon’s going to realize that he’s the guy at the party with serious BO, and everyone else there is just too polite to tell him about it.