Please buy more flowers! From a florist, like me! There are so many cool things we can do that aren’t plain grandma bouquet (Even though that’s the most common thing) . And flowers come in sooooo many colors. Lime green and gray roses exist. Carnations come in multicolor. As do Gerber daisies.

Listen, I love getting flowers (and buying myself roses too). But...

In British universities, the position of chancellor is usually a purely titular, ceremonial position, with the vice-chancellor being the actual chief executive. For example, Oxford’s chancellor is Chris Patten, now Lord Patten of Barnes, who was the last British governor of Hong Kong, and was more recently Chairman of…

It is a stunning example of feminism devouring itself.

You don’t get a whole lot of choice when searching Google Images for “Biblical traffic jams”.

Very specific circumstances: their own.

Fuck the poor, but weed sure is rad.

I don’t hate poor people I just don’t want to pay for anything they need ever no matter what.

It’s almost as if some people think “pro-life” means “we value life” and “pro-choice” means a callous indifference to the well-being of mothers and fetuses.

Yeah there’s really only one of the two that allows for gray area, which is pro choice. Don’t want one? Don’t have one. Don’t believe in them? Again, don’t have one. Have questionable feelings about them? That’s between you and your doctor. There isn’t a hard line within pro choice, unlike the anti-choice movement.

Same. They’re like the people who say I’m not republican, I’m libertarian. Who are you trying to fool?

“a 15-year-old organization that promotes respectful dialogue around abortion, but doesn’t call itself pro-choice (From their FAQ: “We don’t choose sides. Pro-voice is an alternative to divisive political rhetoric, and its home is in the grey area between pro-life and pro-choice.”)

Exactly. What exactly was she expecting? It’s titty restaurant.

All breastaurants are bags of dick for sure, but at the same time it’s kinda weird to make a claim of appearance based discrimination against a company whose raison d’être is appearance based discrimination.

Color me SHOCKED that a restaurant that hires women based on their bodies would do such a thing.

Not to mention that fact that innocent people get convicted. A lot.

I feel the need to point out to my fellow Americans that graft in English means honest, and hard work. For my fellow Englishers, the American sense is the opposite: dishonest, and easy work, particularly bribery. (And in English, that sense is covered by the word “politics”.)

That show Big Fat gypsy wedding is awful as it so racist and relies on sterotypes. People use that show to be racist toward Romani yet it is a show about Irish travellers. That show is such trash but not for reasons most people think it is, as it used as excuse to be racist.

I mean, it’s hard to propose to someone at your own funeral, and it’s just tacky to propose at theirs.