My daughter was gang-raped at her school last year and I’ll take every opportunity to tell parents:

Cuban fam often says 'the national emotion of Cuba is frustration'. It seems no discourse about the country is complete without it :P

Wow, very prescient of me...by two minutes.

Sometimes you just need to slam a pregnant woman down on her belly, right? Not sure what exoneration will look like (and I’m pretty sure the unnamed officer will be exonerated) in a case like this.

NO LIFE & STYLE. This is not “the Queen Mum”, this is the actual QUEEN OF ENGLAND, ELIZABETH II. “The Queen Mum” was mother, who was also named Elizabeth; the nickname was supposed to help avoid this confusion but apparently it’s ineffective on stupid American tabloids.

Working theory: Jennifer Anniston wants children but refuses to have any just to spite the press.

I hadn't seen the Dirty Harry movie "Dead Pool" in a couple decades and was shocked to see a young madcap Jim Carrey in it. Jim Carrey! Seems like he should be in more films :(

You must be fun at parties

Must be fun around set with her and Jon Snow. An endless contest to see who can take themselves more seriously.

“Can you imagine how many incidents just like this happen every single day? And have been happening every single day for the past 200+ years? And have not been caught on camera?”

Please tell me this isn’t just for moms to find work from home tech jobs. I’m pretty sure there are a lot of people who would like to work from home, in tech fields, that aren't moms, or women.

I didn't misread, I was making fun of you. Because I know Reno has enough sense to clean her ass.

I didn’t dismiss your comment.... you're just stuck in the grays.

Maybe it wasn't in 1993.

Newmarket! (close to Toronto). His nephew went to my highschool.

I brought pretty and sexy lingerie for the wedding night, and couldn't wait to show it off for my new husband. I'd never had such sweet little things to wear before in my life! I was anticipating so much romance and lovemaking and all the things a newlywed couple would revel in. Well, my husband had brought his idea…

My mom is a travel agent, so when my sister wanted to book a cruise for her honeymoon, she got our mom to book it so they could get the best deal possible during spring break (money was tight as my sister was going back to school).

Any story that involves MRSA is automatically nightmare fodder.

He's from Southern Ontario, close to where I am actually. I know his sister hahaha. Hence why he sounds a bit more American than you'd expect, though most actors do.

My "honeymoon" was 2 weeks of my new MIL staying with us and sightseeing since she had never been to the country where we live before. She's lovely but... not super romantic.

But I always comfort myself with the story of my friend's honeymoon. They left for their honeymoon immediately after the wedding, which…