Obviously, he's trying to prevent stuff like this from happening. Oh the horror!

As an antidote to the disgusting act above, may I present something that may give you faith in future generations:

Quick! Hide it in the dog!

Where are its ears? What's up with its tail? What the fuck kind of squirrel is this?

I suspect that they knew more about the system in pre-internet Sweden than you do.

UK publisher Christopher MacLehose promises it will, nevertheless, be like stepping into a pair of beloved old slippers

Your dress was just getting a jump on the sexy times.

OMG, WHY DIDN'T I REALIZE THIS??? You are probably 100% correct.

Methinks your brother's friend is not so secretly in love with your brother.

Am I the only one who loves this and thinks it's great?

Thankfully this was *before* I got ready, but it was humiliating. I was a ball of nerves on my wedding day (aren't we all?) and had only coffee in my system during my hair appointment. One of my bridesmaids drove with me to my parents' house where I was getting ready, and I let one slip. Only it wasn't just a cute…

I had a cathedral-length drop veil (so it was held on by pins) and it slipped and slid everywhere on my head, messing up my hair in the process. My sister repeatedly had to fix it. It was gorgeous but I was so glad to take the damn thing off come reception time!!I know it's not X rated but god damn sometimes what…

I know of someone who was named after the abortion clinic her mother decided not to use.

Sky, Channel 4, and ITV have already said they will not attempt to sign Jezza according to this article.

OK, I get the part about the owners taking a share of the tips for themselves, but the story being based in the UK meant that *all* the employees were salaried. If the story was just about the owner taking a share of the tips the story could have ended right there. I guess I'm more confused about whether the end of…

Am I the only one who doesn't get why Amelia's boss was so horrible?

You know what really made me wake up about the importance of birth control when I was a teen? The girl in my class who got pregnant. Seeing her made the threat of pregnancy real, before it was just an abstract thing. Every day when I saw her growing belly and thought about what her life would be like from now on,…

My public high school in suburban Ohio also did the same thing, in the early 2000s. Once they began to show, they had to go to a continuation school in a depressing, godforsaken strip mall on the edge of town (no, seriously). Or, you know, drop out.

I mean, it could have been willingly with someone their own age.

pretty standard practice at catholic schools.