"specific economics aside, no matter what a couple asks for as a wedding gift, you should shut right the hell up and give it to them."

This is a bit dramatic (I assume intentionally so...).

I'm an elementary school teacher and of all the days of the year that are annoying to be surrounded by the under 10 crowd, April Fools' Day is by the far the worst. I can only take "Teacher you have something on your face APRILFOOLS I GOT YOU SO GOOD!" so many more times before I just jump through a window and run…

Warms my heart to see so many jez readers support eugenics. It's almost as if (white) feminists have a long history of supporting such policies.

If you read the story, she and the baby were sleeping in the same bed and it died. If this were a wealthy, white Park Slope yuppie mother "Co-Sleeping", there wouldn't be charges because it would be a "tragic accident" or "SIDS".

Every time the state has sanctioned coerced sterilization, it has been abused. Every. Time.

Because they can't grasp the difference between gallow's humour and gaoler's humour. It's only gallow's humour when the noose is around your own neck.

I STRONGLY second this and only as someone who knows many stand-ups and that they live on Twitter and some would especially love an opportunity like tweets complaining about the content of their (shitty) work. A guy that does stand-up that is this boldly mean and somehow goes as far as CC would live off this for…

I'm pretty upfront about the fact that I don't do BJs and everyone is just amaaazed that I still get laid. I did have one ex who insisted that I had to blow him if the relationship was going to continue. It didn't. As far as oral for myself...meh. I've been with a couple of dudes who were good at it, but mostly I…

"Cool girl" that hates feminists.

Yeah probably the wise thing to do (:

I'm gonna have to disagree. The douche identified her by first and last name on national television and was intensely vitriolic.

She didn't call out anyone by name. Who knows is this random small penis having guy exists. She could have just made up a joke. The joke is pretty funny.

I have never once in my life been the least bit curious about a description as to how blowjobs feel. Your tingling sensation is of no interest to me and only amounts to a legitimate rebuttal in your own mind.

Nobody cares about your boner.

You don't have to date her. That's the entire point. She can decide that she wants to receive but never give oral and the other part of the relationship can decide that he is either cool with that or not. Her reasons for not giving and only receiving are immaterial. She has the right to decide what she wants out of…

I think this:

They don't fuck because she has vowed to not have intercourse until she's in a committed relationship.

im the same way. I never enjoyed giving or receiving. I also have asthma and a deviated septum so blowing dudes? Actually makes me borderline suffocate no joke. I just wont do it and always make that very clear. By boyfriend gets off on eating me out so sometimes i let him do it but i dislike it and usually would…