So would it be cheating for me to post the mimic troll's "I'm doing it for you! I'm here to start a revolution! I'm the hero Kinja needs and deserves!" bullshit?

Less of a pig, more of a moron. If they have multiple children already they're clearly keeping any babies you plant inside them.

Good luck with that!

this is one I actually used. I was five years old, playing with my cousins at my Babcia's house. She was making dinner and was a terrible cook. When she called us in for dinner, I told her I couldn't eat because I was sick. She asked what was wrong, and I told her it was prostate cancer.

*looks at user name*

Possibly unpopular opinion- I don't have that much of a problem with this.

Yes.

Yeah, I'm not sure why we have to continue shitting all over women's tastes. Fuck off and let them do their thing.

they have find him and suspended him in the past and he still effed up, blame Clarkson for being an idiot rather than "outrage" culture. The outrage are the idiots coming out of the woods trying to come up with excuses for punching a co-worker

This isn't a product of 'outrage culture'. It's a product of him punching a coworker, which is likely to get you sacked no matter who you are or what you bring to the organization. Nobody wants to work for/with a person who thinks violence is an acceptable option for conflict resolution.

Outrage culture? Stop being a fucking dumbass. When you get into a brawl with a co-worker, send that person to the hospital, then get your ass fired, it's not because of "outrage culture"

This goes beyond “not being a nice person.” He assaulted a producer for the show for 30 seconds. No matter how much money you bring in, workplace violence tends to get people fired.

Here comes the lunatic fans who are going blame everyone but Clarkson. Reading the comments yesterday was disturbing.

listen, I like Top Gear too, but at some point you can't continually justify/defend someone's increasingly boorish behavior because they happen to be involved with something we like. That would make us no better than NFL fans.

it's just a fucking TV show.

I love how loads of you blame the BBC when the fault lies absolutely and unquestionably with the arrogant moron who swung at his coworker. It is Clarkson's fault and his alone that Top Gear is dead as we know it.

the only "dumb bastard" is the stupid motherfucker who punches someone because a restaurant was closed.

No, Clarkson is the one who fucked everybody. Who is he to lay his hands on anyone for any reason? Why do people have to put up with that shit?

As I understand it, he didn't consider it that big a deal, but smacking someone around at work with onlookers will result in a reprimand, even if you're the star.

It didn't really rise to the level of a fight, so fracas is appropriate. Hullabaloo also works.