We’re just not clever enough to work out how to get round their exploitative practices!

Rich people are always like this, and always in such a patronising way. I was once having a little grumble about how the wealthier customers of my family’s small business were always the ones who tried to haggle over the stupidest, cheapest shit, and yet the vast majority of them got rich through owning their own…

Right? They killed off Roz after the actress said she’d like more clothed scenes.

Ugh, that would be terrifying. At least no one was hurt, she looked frightened enough even beforehand. Thank god her friends realized something was wrong so quickly.

Again, that wasn't me, and I don't think those comments are appropriate either.

I never suggested that?

I really hope you're both doing ok, my deepest sympathies! Must be horrid to be stuck in limbo like that. I'm sure your baking is appreciated!

Haha I was about to ask how you were!

You’re so right about the title, I really hoped it would be satire but it just wasn’t. But everyone in the comments is being lovely so maybe I was being unfairly cynical!

Every now and then I think of eloping because I want to get married soon! But I think it would break my mothers heart and also I really like parties. But eloping is still very tempting and sounds so romantic! Especially if I could convince BoyFloreat to take me to Gretna Green like a Victorian :P

Ugh, that would be a dream, right?

Because it seems pretty patronizing to do so.

I completely understand that, and honestly it's the route I'll have to take when I get married, I know I am kidding myself when I imagine my ideal wedding. But I don't think it's appropriate or fair to use that feeling to tear down other women with what is often quite misogynistic criticism - this entire article is…

Yep, and honestly the most stereotypical bridezilla I ever met was having a super cheap wedding. An asshole is an asshole is an asshole, no matter how much money is involved.

...Look, can we stop with the cliche that anything other than a DIY wedding for as little money as possible is inherently terrible? If you are having a big wedding, a wedding planner can save money in the long run through contacts, and can save you a lot of stress. It doesn't automatically turn you into the…

I’m yet to meet a culture that does.

It is one of the best comfort foods.

A couple of people did, but in the end it was a fancy event and they tended to take their props off for the photos and stuff. To be fair, they had bond music playing as we walked in which was pretty awesome.

I once went to an event that was “James Bond” themed, and it was like, so black tie for the guys and sexy cocktail dresses for the girls? Like a normal black tie event?

It's just not going to happen. Diana was popular and romanticized so everyone wants the baby to be named Diana, but doesn't fit with the private and dignified culture of the royal family. Plus, Diana was somewhat "disgraced" from the royal family, and was not popular with the Queen, so it would cause family tensions.…

FOR REAL?! I tried to meet up with another Jezzie in the area but I think I was overeager and creeped them out and they never responded to my email. BOO. Would definitely love to meet up! I’ll send you an email now!