Newcastle area. I’ve been living here for about a year and if I’m brutally honest I’m feeling quite isolated, which doesn’t help with approaching strangers. All my friends moved back down south after uni, so it’s just me and my boyfriend, who I’m not sure would approve. Like, he wouldn’t judge, but he’s not going to…

Yeah I need it to be legal here. I've identified someone local I could approach, but I don't know him and he lives in a dodgy area. I don't have the bravery/stupidity/confidence to go on my own. Anxiety and depression sucks.

I don't think people are bothered about the weed, just how much danger she was putting herself in for it.

Yeah I kept thinking, I know weed isn't actually addictive, but fuck if this lady hasn't got a psychological addiction...

You're probably right that I just need to grow a pair and ask with confidence.

I'm not in London, but I'm sure I could find hippy-ish places. But like, it feels so seedy just going up to them and saying "know where I could get weed?" :/

I dunno, I seem to now be at the age where everyone's tried it but no one uses anymore. I could be more direct with acquaintances I guess.

I want to try it to see if it could help my depression, not as a one-off experience.

Yeah I was thinking that. Just... wait til you get home? Is it really worth the risk?

This reveals me as the lamest square ever, but I really want to try weed, but I've never been offered any or known any friends who smoke it on a regular basis. I've been tempted to order online but I have no idea how to do it without being caught. Advice? This is in the UK btw.

I love Miss Piggy, but it would have been nice if an actual real person got the award for doing real things...

Is it Selena? That was a common Mary-Sue character name in my Harry Potter fanfic days.

It's not really a fair comparison, but when I visited Auschwitz with my school, we went in the middle of the trip, then afterwards went back to the hotel for a few hours of quiet contemplation in our rooms alone or with friends if we wished, then went and had a wonderful evening in a Jewish restaurant with live…

No, I get the Spencer connection, but it's just not the type of name that would be acceptable for the royal family. Enough people turned their noses up at Zara, and she was never going to be in line to the throne. It's not right and it's a pretty big symbol of the enduring classism of the UK, but Spencer isn't…

I wish they would. My cousin called her daughter Miley.

She was a very odd person. It hurts my lefty credentials, but I really like the royal family. But next to this woman I looked like a strident republican. The royals could do no wrong. Except Camilla, obv, who is an evil witch apparently.

CAMILLA NAMED QUEEN EVIL

People have such bizarre ideas of what they should name the baby. I remember just before George was born someone was insisting to me that if it was a girl she would be called Diana, and if it was a boy he would be called Spencer. Fucking Spencer. Prince Spencer. King Spencer.

They’re not tourist destinations to be ranked and compared....

Am I still allowed to ridicule Top Gear fans having temper tantrums?