Agreed. But it’s still ok to hate Bill Simmons.

Hopefully people read the entire article because there’s an all time simmons paragraph where he compares the people in the Patriots scandal to the characters in Almost Famous, which sounds like something you would make up if you were trying to parody a simmons article.

This ASTOUNDS me. Like, how did you not fucking realize this would be a really terrible idea? I know in the scheme of things in the world, this doesn’t matter, but this level of stupidity just takes my breath away. I am not a monarchist by any means, it’s more: if you’re gonna be in their employ, you know the rules of…

She thought the Queen of England would be happy about someone publishing a book about her underwear? That takes levels of self-deception I can only stare at, amazed.

“It is very sad for me that they didn’t like it and I’m finding that very difficult to accept.”

For at least four generations, (from pre 1900s) my family has kept salted butter on the kitchen counter, in an air-tight butter dish, at room temp. I know from my own experience, that it will last without any spoilage for at least 30 days. But if it is around that long, you’re not using enough butter.

Offensive Linemen are Fat: News at 11

I can’t imagine anyone having sex with this man willingly.

What the hell do you want?!

“Eh, he looks fine to me.”

He made millions of people laugh (me included) and seemed like he had a big heart. RIP.

Claiming that supplements cure cancer isn’t just “not mainstream,” it is the very definition of quackery. It preys on vulnerable people and prevents them from getting the help they need. It is the reason the FDA should exist.

Tom Brady wishes he could lead like that 

Sports teams are businesses, they are entertainment businesses. The most reliable way a sports franchise can entertain is to win. You can have all the ugly CF statues, bobblehead giveaways, mascots, and t-shirt cannons you want but nothing will generate more entertainment or interest, nothing will sell more tickets or…

Anybody who has spent five minutes listening to Deion would automatically assume that he is a phony, a fake, and a buffoon. Is there anybody who likes him on TV who isn’t just watching to make fun of him?

You know who wouldn’t do this? Emmitt Smith, he can’t even spell FSU therefore he can’t be biased against them.

Wouldn’t be the first time Deion oversold and under-delivered with high school athletes.

When was the last time you were in a grocery store where there cashiers at all the registers? It seems even in busy times, they registers are only a 40-50% manned.

I do self-scan whenever I can with no regrets. I can scan faster and trust my bagging skills over any cashier, and the only thing holding me back is the machine either thinking I bagged/didn’t bag something or waiting to have my ID checked.