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Yeah, I’m not sure I’d call that indifference so much as efficiency and quick thinking.

...I don’t see the irony?

The tone of this article is very odd.

You’re missing the point. The point is that the Obama administration is using campaign-friendly rhetoric about freeing the world of nuclear weapons, while it’s spending way too much money refurbishing our old nuclear weapons. Like billions of taxpayer dollars.

The pants need to be on, or they need to be off, amiright?

The beard is a lacefront. I am a Drake’s beard truther. Come at me.

I read somewhere that only children can be hard on themselves because they compare themselves to their parents and find themselves lacking. So if you have a younger sibling who isn’t potty trained yet you can smugly think, “ha, I can already do that ‘cause I’m awesome,” or you can watch an older sibling struggle with

Exactly and precisely this. That’s the part that rang so true for me. And yes yes yes to helping the folks as they age. My dad just moved to my city and into the house behind me. We’re great pals, but seeing small slips in his faculties scares the shit out of me.

Oh my god. It’s like you read my mind. I’m 30 and my parents are 65 and I’m so terrified of the point when they are going to get sick and/or die because it’s 100% my responsibility.

“it can feel suffocating when you are the sole recipient of the hopes of literally everyone in your nuclear family.”

Only child, here. This is 100% accurate for me:

I’m an only child but the only reason I didn’t learn to share until college was because if you shared anything with my dad it would be GONE.

My observation as a sworn parent of an only child who’s been forced to endure twin nephews and various iterations of kid’s playdates?

I’m not sure what kind of response that is?

I think it’s a little unfair to judge their marriage. A lot of couples survive infidelity and can even come back stronger from it. Not saying that they have or haven’t, but it’s impossible to know what happens in someone elses marriage, and I don’t think it’s right that we judge her as a politician based on her

Women list their heights too. I never knew that there was so much emphasis on height until I started online dating. If the first thing you want to tell me about yourself is how tall you are, that’s a weird set of priorities.

I was so baffled by that when I started using Tinder, fuck if I care how tall a person is, I’d rather be a similar height so our crotches line up. Also, both men and women need to stop taking hiking pictures on mountaintops, it ain’t original and you don’t look “well traveled”

Tinder just required me to add which schools I attended, which, like, why? I don’t like it. They don’t need to know that i’m smart, only that i’m super hot.

Don’t call 911 after asking your coworker of they are in danger of harming themselves and they tell you “No, I would never do that.”