Did all of you hicks receive this note in the Racist Gunhumper newsletter today, or what? Maybe you just have Google alerts set up for “white victim” so you can pretend to care about street crime for a minute.

Right?? That drove me nuts. “I could tell the situation was escalating because a gross man asked me for a donation a few times, so I whipped out a gun and threatened to murder him. Thank God I de-escalated things!”

It is polite to warn the locals about a giant sex party. That gives them time to decide if they want to join or get ear plugs.

Gloucester be like Alack, alack, Swingers, I like not this unnatural dealing!

I’ve been around scary people before, where I was looking for exit routes, and yes, part of me wished I had a weapon so I could “show them.” But you know what? THAT IS A FANTASY. In the fantasy scenario, the scary person immediately realizes what a badass I am and scampers away whimpering. In reality, they are far…

I gave up trying to watch this at 2:15. Seinfeld is the most boring person on the planet. Also, love his “color-blind” note in the beginning, “Trevor Noah has a rich background of many cultures, colors, and languages. But none of that matters. To me he is just a funny guy.” Racism is over, everybody! I mean, race…

I’m not going to try to convince you not to have a gun, but have you considered a large dog? I live in a pretty interesting neighborhood, but I feel safe with a large dog in the house. Many of our neighbors have had break-ins, but we never have. A large dog acts as a deterrent to someone who might be casing your home,…

And the fact that a homeless person begging for money is enough to brandish a gun.... I’d be terrified at what might happen if this woman encounters a rude subway passenger, or someone with a mental illness/developmental disorder.

Watch Jerry Seinfeld try to explain to Trevor Noah why there were no black people on his TV show, except for the token “sassy black woman.”

Yeah, I fear the Craig Kilborn is strong with this one. :(

Exactly. Pulling a gun escalates any confrontation. If an unarmed person who’s threatening you is already angry, or high, or disturbed, adding “afraid for their life” is not going to calm them down. If they’re also armed, it’s going to come down to who’s swifter and more decisive in the use of lethal force: you or…

Where the hell do people live that killers are lurking in every corner? I have lived in NYC, a rust belt city, a rural area in the midwest, a big city in the south,...always alone and I have never felt in danger enough to want to buy a gun (to want to never be on foot yes but to feel like a need a gun no). If people…

Swimming pools can be unsafe for children. That’s why the AAP has made a statement that swimming pools should have fences around them.

And the odds of the attacker having one, or taking it from you, or you misfiring?

Except that cars nor dogs nor swimming pools were designed specifically to kill.

Unless your are willing to spend from two to four hours a day practicing practical shooting technique, do not carry a firearm.

I guess these gun-toting moms don’t realize that they are part of the problem, not the solution. Sad, really, to live in fear that way and teach your children to fear as well.

When all you have is a gun, everything looks like a target. When all you care about is the Second Amendment, everything looks unimportant.

This is seriously a weird article. Is it worse to face the vague possibility of being robbed or to have your child deal with the trauma from shooting you or a sibling? Kids are crazy and moms can usually barely keep track of them as is.

“It’s more along the lines of it’s a logical step of preparation, like, I’m not afraid that my house is going to set on fire, but I’m going to go out and get a fire extinguisher some extra cans of gasoline, just in case.”