its preciousness is built on a throne of LIES

This, btw, is the counterargument, from one Rep. Michael Pitts:

I think cheating is different than an open marriage, which the Clintons have LONG been rumored to have. They basically married each other (sources say) because they can challenge each other intellectually and are great friends and no one else in college could keep up with their swagger (which I fully believe). If they…

I hate all these celebrity paternity stories (this one, the constant rumors about Khloe Kardashian, etc.). Regardless of the DNA test, Bill Clinton is her father. That’s how parenthood works. Biological origins are useful for medical histories, and that’s about it; they are certainly of no use to the public. All of…

Still one of the largest patent holder, includes patent for ATM machine, Magnetic Stripe card, Harddisk drive, and many others.

I don’t for one second believe that he doesn’t think he did anything wrong. I think he doesn’t give a fuck, but I think he knows it was wrong. He just thought he was above getting caught.

Could you work your magic on a certain British actor who resembles an otter?

Oh man. Pretty much 90% of the time when a guy broke it off with one of my ladyfriends because he ‘just wasn’t ready for commitment’ or ‘wasn’t ready for a baby’ or ‘wasn’t ready to settle down’ etc etc. within a year he was married and had a baby on the way.

Westfeldt and Hamm have been together for 16 years and she’s 45 - the baby thing would have come up before now. If they aren’t together anymore, I doubt that is the reason. The whole rehab thing is much more likely.

Prediction: Hamm will be married to a much younger woman, and become a father within a couple of years.

Love is dead and we are specks on a cold dark rock in a cold dark universe.

But I think that is what she is slyly trying to imply. She chose a competent male doctor because she was using her MIND. (And look how right she was, because male competence saved her baby’s life!) But her friends chose female midwives for EMOTIONAL reasons and had a better experience.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn’t?

thank you. now go back to doing your truly valuable work

Believe me, there is not a gynecologist in the country who would not rearrange an appointment for the Duchess of Cambridge. She does not have an excuse.

OMFG how sturdy is this fabric? Because I want to reupholster my sofa with it.

Absolutely no one would have criticised her for going, and all she would have had to do to avoid attention on what she was wearing would be to wear a repeat (which she does all the time). She should have gone. It looked awful.

I will never understand fashion.

I know there’s a lot of staged stuff and all that jazz, but they always look like they genuinely enjoy each other’s company when you see pictures of them (not posed, but more candid stuff - like hanging out at the tennis match - those fuckers are long, it’s hard to pretend you like talking to someone for that long). I…

awwww they really do look like they’re in love