The way i interpret it, it’s the thought process depicted. Going from favoring Russ on the basic level of the eye test, to thinking more about impact and other dynamics and favoring JH, then accounting for defensive impact and crediting kawhi, and finally, at the most complex level of analysis, realizing it’s still…

“It’s a caricature”

Colon No Match for Anal Power

And is it too Cavalier to say for sure the Earth is flat...

She was robbed. Everyone knows the Earth was created in 6 days about 6,000 years ago. So 75 million years ago there was nothing. And the closest thing to nothing is....the Timberwolves.

There is an old partner at a law firm who went to UNC who will stumble across the shirt. He will find it hilarious. The old partner will the show the shirt to some poor schmuck associate who will be forced to pretend that the shirt is funny and clever. That schmuck will force a laugh out. The old partner will show…

43 was horrible, but I’d greatly prefer him to 45.

I went to Dunkin’ Donuts this weekend and ordered 5 donuts and 10 Munchkins. (They weren’t all for me, shut it.) I received 4 donuts and no Munchkins and had to go back to get the rest.

Deandre Jordan is more of a Maverick than John McCain.

yes, theres a very good reason, period.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

Counterpoint: sports are the ultimate escape. Get piss drunk or stupid high and just get lost in them and forget about Orange Julius for a while. The best thing about sports is that we can sit around arguing about things that don’t matter at all like LeBron’s usage rate as if we’re talking about whether or not to nuke…

Ah yes, the “frontier justice” of...winning a trophy, and shaking hands with the guy presenting you that trophy while he looks slightly uncomfortable. Just like back in the wild west.

So the actual story is someone Trump doesn’t know forgot to update his registration and so wasn’t on the voter rolls and had to cast a provisional ballot, and also he heard two people in line next to him speaking in Spanish, right? That’s the story that’s going to lead to a sitting, duly elected president with an…

After receiving Christmas gifts from his mother and father intended for him and his girlfriend, actress Olivia Munn, Rodgers reportedly returned them two months later. The day before the wedding of a very close friend, Rodgers texted that he couldn’t make it. He also reportedly fired a business manager he had…

Yep.