Urine the wrong place if you think we’re just going to ignore the sketchy nature of this report. My NUMBER ONE priority is seeking out the truth.

🎶Well, it’s the remix to ignition

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Poetry sucks.

I’m from the South and I totally would have done that.

Yup! We planned ours out, and now I’m 41, my wife is 39, and our oldest is 18, while our youngest is 15. So even though we still have a minor at home, he’s old enough to not need a babysitter. By 45 we’ll be kid free (in the house), ready to move into a cool urban apartment, and have the money and resources to…

We secretly laughed at and mocked the couple who had 2 kids by age 21. Now they are out having fun every weekend at age 43 while our little shits are still in middle school.

Yes, that Savannah guy story is absolutely a southern thing.

Way to cherry pick that quote, assholes.
Buffer goes on to clarify, “But also with breasts...but with nipples, which Chuck also has/had. I mean, I guess they’re still there. But also with cornrows and without the goatee. Also, they have different taste in movies, but that wasn’t a big part of their fight plans,…

As a place to live, probably Cleveland.

Gotta give some credit to Jared Cook for dropping the pass on the previous play to keep the clock from running out.

And like a good Trojan, he already has a complete disregard for the rules.

Actually, the Korver trade is a very smart move. Look at it:

Way ahead of you: http://deadspin.com/the-falcons-are-finally-getting-the-most-out-of-matt-ry-1788588754

Eli: “Odell, why wasn’t I invited to party with you guys?”

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

Counterpoint- that was vintage lions, back dooring into the playoffs on a 4 game skid.

I come to this website for SPORTS only... what is the score of the game? That’s all I want to know...

Off topic, but how does a high school player not choose Hawaii? “Look, son, you’ll get to live on a tropical island for free. Also, there are fields of pineapples. And sometimes you’ll have to play football. Or you could go to Alabama.”