Not quite.

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

I wouldn’t count on a teenager suspending himself. His coach should do it, though.

Burden is on Briles. The required evidence is significantly different if he isn’t considered a public figure (which is a ridiculous claim by Briles).

“These two members of the Trump Administration were hit with the Stone Cold Stunner” will be a Jeopardy question in twenty years.

They’re yet another sign of Russia’s infiltration and perversion of American values.

Can anyone explain the sudden explosion of Mule drinks? I swear I never heard of anyone really drinking them, just kind of admiring the copper mugs for most of my life. But now they’re everywhere. A specialty Moscow Mule bar has even opened up here. Are Mules just a fad destined to peter out due to their own…

Dear Ina,

No, Giri, I’m not. These fucking rallies stopped being entertaining when he actually got elected.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

Not seeing anything in the toddler range. Any chance you’ll be putting this on a onesie soon?

This is certainly not a statistically representative sample of the military. But it is far from meaningless.

I hope everybody truthering Randolph’s effort after the block gets hit by a fucking asteroid.

You must be great fun at parties.

“Sent from somewhere over the rainbow”

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

I remember my first winter here, 28 months ago...

The fact that she didn't list a Kardashian or Taylor Swift means you've done your job as a father