Oct 14 2019

“Although some people like to brag about America’s freedom of speech, there’s a lot of topics that are actually quite tightly censored – if you say one thing that goes against the politically correct line, you will immediately lose your job and be scorned by the entire population.”  Read more

Sep 8 2019

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Aug 7 2019

Yeah its so boring which is why I remember exactly how she looked, what she said, what she was wearing, how she tasted, how she felt... but I was terribly bored the entire time. It’s definitely not the only time I almost had sex.

Also I went to Harvard and she was totally impressed with that. I didn’t bring it up, she Read more

May 2 2018

It all makes sense when you remember that a Canadian win = .78 U.S. wins.

Oct 17 2017

5 guys is infinitely better than In-N-Out. If you disagree let me know and we can arrange a meet up somewhere to fight, where the loser has to eat their weight in the lesser chain’s burgers and fries

Jun 29 2017

Funny, I’m on my Amazon account looking at best selling books now and it’s not even in the top 100. It’s almost as if Amazon takes your purchasing history into account when organizing “best sellers” in order to prod you into buying something you’re more likely to spend money on... Read more

Jun 23 2017

One man was charged with the real-sounding crime of “unlawful use of a two way communication device.” Read more

Jun 22 2017

Knowing that Stephen A is loud as fuck, I set my volume level to 25% before watching video. For the record 25% was still to much volume.

Jun 21 2017

“Yeah, photo filters. That’s what happened to me too.”
-LeBron James

Jun 13 2017

The funniest line in this post was “Additional reporting by Tom Ley.”

Jun 7 2017

“...no other public school can stand up to Berkeley’s combination of elite academics and big-time sporting success.” Read more

May 15 2017

In Atlanta they call that ‘the bottom of the first’.