“Although some people like to brag about America’s freedom of speech, there’s a lot of topics that are actually quite tightly censored – if you say one thing that goes against the politically correct line, you will immediately lose your job and be scorned by the entire population.” 

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Yeah its so boring which is why I remember exactly how she looked, what she said, what she was wearing, how she tasted, how she felt... but I was terribly bored the entire time. It’s definitely not the only time I almost had sex.

Also I went to Harvard and she was totally impressed with that. I didn’t bring it up, she…

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

It all makes sense when you remember that a Canadian win = .78 U.S. wins.

5 guys is infinitely better than In-N-Out. If you disagree let me know and we can arrange a meet up somewhere to fight, where the loser has to eat their weight in the lesser chain’s burgers and fries

Damn, how much more burning can California take?

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

Thankfully soccer fans are used to exceptionally long periods of nothing happening.

C’mon man, show Isaiah Thomas some respect.

One man was charged with the real-sounding crime of “unlawful use of a two way communication device.”

Knowing that Stephen A is loud as fuck, I set my volume level to 25% before watching video. For the record 25% was still to much volume.

Newsflash to the people of and around New York:

“Yeah, photo filters. That’s what happened to me too.”
-LeBron James

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

The funniest line in this post was “Additional reporting by Tom Ley.”

“Flat Earther Does Something Dumb.”

“...no other public school can stand up to Berkeley’s combination of elite academics and big-time sporting success.”

Spain has three giants, Italy one, Germany one (maybe two with Dortmund), France one (maybe two with Monaco). That’s 12-14 total. Clubs the next tier down like Hoffenheim, Nice, and Napoli - all of whom qualified for next year’s Champions’ League - aren’t exactly a tier up in finances and prestige than a team like…

In Atlanta they call that ‘the bottom of the first’.