Yeah, Heineken is the token "good" beer at certain events (along with Amstel Light), but even then I choose Bud. Could make a case for going w/ Heineken, though, to punish the hosts by getting the more expensive option.

I would never pay for Heineken but I've been at open bar wedding where the choices are Bud, Bud Light and Heineken. I will go with Heineken in that situation every time.

I wouldn't go that far, Jim D. Everyone will agree that a ton of great rappers come from other cities (New York especially), but I don't think it's fair to say that Philadelphia has bad rap. This is the type of broad generalization about Philly that I really take issue with.

This guy is heartless

Holy shit I met my wife in that bar.

I'm a Cardinals fan and I wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt. Mostly because I'm white.

Oh, one more thing. The best journalism school is the University of Missouri. Same state as the best team in baseball.

Luckily for John, he'll always consider himself part of The Amazing Race.

Seems legit. You're hired!

hi its me Bill Simons. Yes I will write the sports stories. Thank you,

It's more common than you think. Every one of Floyd Mayweather's opponents has punched a dick.

Traffic on I-35 is raging, things are really strained on the 183 near the airport. We've got some major bulging northbound on 130 near exit 437. Meanwhile, it's just barely inching along on the Brett Favre Memorial Parkway.

What is this affection with the strikethrough? It's annoying as fuck.

Look, as someone from Boston with a ton of hockey friends, I can comfortably say that they're all racists.

Asked why he tweeted the talking points, Peterson said he's tired of charades.

Maybe it's because the Cardinals' fans NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.

I have a bigger issue with a massive amount of pubes at a urinal than one that hasn't been flushed.

I also hate David Lynch because after seeing Mulholland Drive I tried to avoid his other shitty ass movies but kept skipping David Fincher movies on accident (thinking that was the name I read about in connection with Mulholland), which sucks because David Fincher's movies are fucking awesome. David Lynch is a weird…

To be fair it didn't take Browns QBs nearly as long to match Bruce Smith's 200 sacks.