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Thank you for proving every word Drew said.

I have to go now because I work for a living.

Bridgewater: Two things Christian Ponder couldn't hit if he fell out of a fucking boat.

A race to the bottom.

I never realized being from the Midwest was a race.

Meteor.

His wife operates an inter-species erotica site called "One Horse/Open Slay"

They're on both sides of the spectrum.

There's two groups. One of them is the radical liberals who think Bush is the devil and all of that. The other is the weird right who also believe that everything the government does is for some nefarious purpose. They tend to believe in the aliens, shadow government, NWO, etc.

There are 9/11 truthers of every political persuasion. Isn't it nice that a conspiracy theory can bring people together like that?

Conspiracy nuts are a bipartisan group. I knew a guy who was rather liberal and thought they faked the first moon landing. He thought they totally landed the other times, but the first one, no that was fake.

They come from both sides of the aisle. Kind of like:

I think there's anti-government crazies on both sides of the aisle there. I've met both hardcore conservative 9/11 truthers and hemp-pants-wearing hippie burner types who think it was an inside job too. It's one of those things that brings all our radical fringe elements together.

Actually, a lot of the WTC victims weren't US citizens (World Trade Center, remember?). So that number is probably somewhere in the 2,000s.

That Vatican wine figure is so weird to me, especially when you consider that their expense reports only account for water.

High low, especially when taking the form of fried chicken or BBQ, is the stupidest of recent trends. The upscale River North residents trolling around places serving 15 dollar chicken or ribs know good well that they could find a far superior and more satisfying meal at a fraction of the cost elsewhere. They just

I remember when that awful Guy Fieri restaurant opened in Times Square, people everywhere were singing the praises of the New York Times review that absolutely trashed the place. I kept saying that the New York Observer review was better by a mile. The best paragraph: