Is the headline translated to "Japanese Fubu Warrior Wrecks Shit, Slays Pussy, Is Greatest Human Ever"? Because if not, it should be.

That's a great part of being a kid is you can legitimately celebrate a hard-fought video game sporting achievement. When you're an adult on a cross-country flight getting a hole-in-one on Mario Golf on the 3DS, you have to do so with Tom Brokaw-like seriousness, or when you wife asks you why you're in a such a good…

The worst was playing with a buddy on the waterfall level where inevitably they decide to jump faster than you and thus killing you by making the screen scroll up faster than you can go.

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb…

+100 on the BRING BACK OUR GIRLS line being used on the wrong African country, and then promptly talking about the correct one a couple paragraphs later.

Germany 2-1 Portugal

No way. Top of the group. No one is doubting that Germany and Portugal are powerhouses with incredibly talented players, but as Liverpool showed you this year in the Premier League, the weight of expectation is heavy, my friends. I say Portugal folds and Germany plays as stagnatingly boringly as they have recently.…

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND. Behind Ghana? Seriously? We are going to destroy Ghana. I love that all the haters are out in force so when the US dominate I can revel in the glory of us knocking the pretty boy out of the tournament. Mark my words. The US are going through.

Germany

Hi - just wanted to pop in and say I've really been enjoying these previews and Screamer in general.

Turns out the Chinese characters represent a hit list, the last one of which doesn't match the others. It was scrawled in by Bill Belichick one night when Roger Goodell delivered a drugged Hernandez to Belichick's doorstep. Experts agree that this imperfect ink translates to "Matt Walsh."

Yeah but he doesn't think he's racist he thinks he treats black people how they're supposed to be treated. Right you'll have people in the klan say they're not racists, they like black people just fine as long as the black people stay in Africa. Basically people think racism is something that's wrong and they don't…

Haven't seen Sterling-Cooper dialogue this staged since last night's episode of Mad Men.

Wow. The exploding house video went better than this did.

Our man came through!

They play 82 games. Playing a series of fewer than 7 games would introduce a lot more random chance; the worse team would advance more often than they already do.

Yeah, it's sure been awful to watch.

After V. mentioned 20/20, Donald angrily replied that he didn't really care how the 40 acres were parceled out.

Let's stop the rush to judgment, shall we? Isn't it at least possible that he was running over to check the spread?

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