Hate to be "that guy" but the double negative actually means people are safe in the streets.

"We couldn't possibly run down all the dignitaries who appear in this bit..."

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air.

"Awww, OMG, look at that little guy! He's so darn cute! Is he flying with you?"

Does the WBC understand that their antics make all of us Christians look bad? I mean, Atheists eat this shit up for breakfast and use it to stereotype all of us as science hating, unintelligent, racist, homophobic people.

"Mizzou football team gets standing ovation at Mizzou Basketball game."

Cooper: Bodie, last question - you are now in the fetal position on the freezing snow after my first 4 questions - is it safe to say that Chilly is with you at this moment?

He was released on his own recognizance due to the fact that he's no longer a threat to run.

Isn't every Ray Rice punch considered an uppercut?

Last name: Ever, First name: Worst Format

White people.

At least a new Kinja experience is coming soon.

My favorite game didn't make the list: "Tries To Make Eye Contact With Girls All Night, Goes Home Sad And Alone"

Just talked to my brother, and he says there are a number of troublesome First, Second and Fifth Amendment issues here. He's never seen anything like it.

You're damn right there's a pattern here, Barry: 60 ate 69 and 70.

I think the outdoor training was based on an expectation of the Sochi venue's roof collapsing.

he was shooting the ball every time he touched it.. sources said – from whatever remote part of the court he had caught the ball.

This does not define Jingoism (from Webster)

So let me see... if there are 7.48 Jingos in a Mention, and 62.4 Mentions in a Cubic Cameo... 43,560 Shout Outs per Cameo... carry the five... yep, it adds up, Matt Lauer is still a smug-faced mattress fucker.

This is profoundly stupid. NBC's broadcast is produced for US viewers.