You didn't mention a third preposterous rumor about a possible trade for Mike Glennon, but I think that and the Manning one are neck and neck.

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"recently stripped of accreditation editor of American sports publication Barry Petcheski" is absolutely how I am referring to you from now on.

One can only hope that the person you're looking for steps forward.

Tangentially related: It's time for SI and everyone else to start naming some sources. I get that anonymous sources are a part of journalism. But at the moment, the anti-Sam faction is composed ENTIRELY of anonymous sources. And that's bullshit. If these guys are so sure he'd be a distraction, that he's over-rated,…

To be fair, Sam isn't going to be doing this alone: he's going to have a pesky boner bothering him every time he plays.

he'd rather she do something more "sport-specific"

It is unseemly piling-on to point out Rick Reilly's character flaws once you realize he looks like a condom pulled over a foot.

The worst part is now 2009 Rick Reilly says that his words are being taken completely out of context.

2014: Can you say I had this first on Vine?

Jennings: Man, did you see Smith? He was so mad when heard about coach, that even though he was standing at half-court, he just chucked the ball at the basket and walked the other way.

Normally, this would come as a complete shock. But for Charlie Villanueva, it didn't even raise an eyebrow.

"More puss for me."

I, for one, hope that David Moyes is manager of Man United forever and ever.

Maybe come March you will figure it out.

Man U should get Bent.

Yeah, but on the bright side, Rooney and Van Persie are going to come back from injury, reinforcements will come in the January window, surely, and Carrick will also come back and offer stability in midfield.

Yeah, Super Soakers are fucking awesome.

As the chick in this video, all I can say is that running in powder when there's no one else out at night is a shitload of fun. But stopping to pose for the local news station in the middle of the icy street hurts like a bitch. Glad it's as funny for everyone else as it was for us.

"the entire time you're thinking: no way. No way this actually happens. It can't."