And... uh... THAT ends my tribute to Jay Leno! Good night, everybody!

"The philly fans are being mean. 4 yrs ago nobody wanted a philly. BLT was all the rage"

You should see a Capitals fan type.

Apologizing for insulting something.

I'm sorry but the CBC does not advertise American beer.

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"I can see them from my house!"

Oh my god, are you okay?

It's still a more functional Left Eye than Lisa Lopes.

That ref is lucky David Stern is gone, he never would have allowed terrible officiating during his reign.

I always wondered what happened in that case. Since 1996 I assumed that if one of the last 5 players got eliminated he would be replaced by Bill Murray.

True to its word, Russia will stop at nothing to make sure teammates don't get down.

At least this pup has the spirit!

"When you try me with a sorry poster like Sean R, that's the result you're going to get! Don't you ever talk about me! Don't you open your mouth about the best, or I'll shut it for you real quick!"

I just want to make sure I've got your rules correct here: It's bad to call someone ugly, but okay to call someone a needle dick. Bad to make a joke about one's appearance, but fine to joke about suicide. Please hurry up and publish your entire manifesto of what is and is not okay to comment about on Deadspin so you…

I could get behind a sub-kinja (or whatever they call them) that just documents flopping across all sports. No commentary, just the latest in ludicrous flops.

You spend an awful lot of time posting about murder. Your replies are much better when you try to be witty or impress us with your voluminous lexicon rather than when you try to be an angry little dickwad.

Did you forget you aren't on Jezebel anymore?

I checked out her profile pic. Damn shame that the celebrity she most resembles is Phillip Seymour Hoffman, today.