Bring up distance running with him and things quickly go sideways.

And Fox 5's ratings immediately plummeted.

This is not cool. I ate from street vendor carts nearly every day for 3 months while studying abroad over there. I'm irretrievably fucked, right??

Can't wait for the Merseyside Derby in less than a month...COYB

As a boring patent attorney, I say, well done, good sir.

Same. After the Dodgers crushed our souls in Game 4 of the NLDS, I haven't watched a MLB game since.

"Without sarcasm, this is Atlanta's best athletic achievement in weeks."

Ah yes, Louis CK, this generation's beacon of empathetic living. By all means, continue to "interact with other human beings" by trying to engage in substantive debate in the comments sections of various sports websites.

At least he was excited to be there.

Edit: even before you belatedly realized you were being trolled, you cared far too much. Lighten up and your life/psyche may well improve.

THIS APP DOESN'T WORK. Figures coming from a liberal piece of shit site like Slate. Let MMQB tackle this and get back to me.

Luke Scott

Sweet Pea gets around.

Indeed. While I advocate a "jorts for all" agenda, at least keep it classy. Making us all look bad.

Worst part is EIGHT fucking people have rec'd his fucking retarded comment.

"He's trying it again."

Um, is that a serious question?

There are a LOT of thirty- and forty-something guys out there who absolutely hate their lives/jobs/wives/families/friends and would kill five hookers to return to their college days, and will overpour/watch Cameron Crowe movies/ogle teenagers/obsess over made-up money lines/refer to their old friends by laughable…

OOF.