How prescient of me, although it would have been more accurate to say "Puig, Hanley, Gonzalez, Crawford, Schumaker (?!?), Mark Ellis (??!!??), A.J. Ellis (????!!!!!?????), Kershaw, Jansen, and JUAN FUCKING URIBE's collective destruction of ATL."

I said that when Avilan got us out of the 7th — Kimbrel time. The Dodgers, recognizing the importance (of a non-elimination game) will throw their ace out there on 3 days rest after 124 pitches, but Fredi won't veer from the book and let the most dominant closer in the game CLOSE THE DAMN GAME???? Infuriating. Mike…

Exactly. No chance to do anything this year anyway. Tony G. should just retire mid-season.

Best part of the video is when she reads off "Crowd Goes Wild" the reporter dubs in with "that's the name of the Australian show"...even local NBC affiliates are piling on to FS1

Please let Simmons somehow miss this one. It will turn into a 14-part mailbag analogizing The Notebook.

All 18 of the extended Glazer family were in attendance.

I can't figure it out. Some kind of billionaire-to-multi-millionaire power play, I suppose.

The revolution is on!

The best is his "lives-in-mom's-basement" argument at the end — "people [who take offense to my spineless and false-bravado-inducing chicanery] sit back and drink their Diet Dr. Pepper, eating Cheetos ... typing on their little Mac computers." What is that supposed to mean?

I, for one, cannot tolerate a leader who is not an equal-opportunity mass murderer.

Please tell me Craig Robinson is lined-up to do an Eastbound-esque show based on McKinnie's life.

Is there anything more useless than the bullpen emptying to join the mild fracas?

So you're saying I should just resign myself to Puig's impending destruction of ATL? Sigh.

Though it may not be persuasive, the short explanation is that the Old Testament law was abolished (or "fulfilled," as some say) when Jesus came. What's not clear is what role the law, included the hallowed ten commandments, should have in the life of a adherent/believer. Jesus essentially said that the standard is…

And Colin Cowherd would be on this list if Colin Cowherd knew how to read and write.

Whoa, Kinja is inconceivably bad.

Guys, this is just a Kenan Thompson SNL sketch.

Damn, I don't think my picture posted, because I'm an idiot, but that's supposed to be Zaxby's sauce. CFA sauce is a blander ripoff of the Zax. (Not to say it isn't still delicious.)

Perfect