I don't know if I'd lump Riley Cooper in there with the "most majestic of all of God's creatures."

COYB!

YES

Or it's brilliant. If he's being serious then I need to rethink my understanding of life.

Oooohhhh, Prisco is gonna get you so bad. Dude does NOT let attacks on his incompetence go lightly. He is special.

Yeah, it's a coping mechanism, and the shit rolls downhill — we make fun of Alabamans (Alabamians?), they make fun of Mississippians(?), and Mississippians just continue to live in the 60s and act racist. Doesn't make up for the fact that we're still Georgians. Although there is a massive chasm between a typical…

Ben, it happened to me once, too. Worst day of my life. Shake it off, no one noticed. Of course, my wife now brings it up twice a week to humiliate me, but she alone holds the key to my destruction (isn't that always the case?).

No, it was the worst and I never volunteered or asked to do it. I was apparently just incapable of doing anything more exciting like QB, RB, TE, LB, or DB. Most joyless 3 falls of my life.

I know. I've raised the issue with management and filed a formal complaint.

You mention Baylor's 69-3 and Indiana's 73 (even though they gave up 35) but not GT's 70 to ZERO romp?

Have you seen the rest of the AFC?? It's complete garbage. Bengals have as good a chance as any to make it out of that shitpile to the SB.

dead prez was always one of my favorites, but then I became a corporate lawyer, and I started feeling hypocritical listening to them. They wouldn't want me to like them. I'm too far gone.

Neither me nor my scholarly pals will be unsurprised when you never win a Pulitzer, you hack.

Hate, hate, hate! Giving Silky Johnson a run for his money.

Wow, that was lengthy, but sound. I can't disagree with you, except on your "Dwight Howard-level talent will continue to eschew Hotlanta" — that particular chase was pointless and is not indicative of all FA chases. He did not want to be close to home and we're too many pieces away to make it attractive. Not every…

Look, I hear you on the uninspired, doomed-to-fail rehires and hires of lesser folks connected to greater folks. But you're wrong on Ferry — what he's done to the Hawks in his first 1+ years is nothing short of remarkable. Only a magician could have shed Joe Johnson's and Marvin William's contract and drafted as…

That I would prefer watch a sport based on level of talent and quality of competition rather than country of origin.

Go watch a local rec match— odds are they'll all be from your town.

All on point here. I am just now diving headlong into soccer fandom, after several years of bouncing along the periphery. The last two Saturday mornings have been GLORIOUS. I am hooked, and I will die if NBCSN fails or changes the delivery.