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I’d prefer Pugs. It was a response to Cats.

I hate those tan-colored ear-piece microphones. It always looks like the wearer has sprouted a big wart. Just leave them black & shiny, or make them something like red or blue so it’s even more obvious! Nobody is fooled into not seeing those gigantic things!

Welcome back to vaping, Flops! I’m familiar with LA traffic and would argue that it’s tied with the misery of Bay area traffic. It’s hard to move! We might be moving to so cal end of next year, to help with my parents’ retirement. We’re trying everything to avoid the move but it might be unavoidable— it’s been very

Harron is my #girlcrusheverydamnday. So happy to have her at Jezelbel too!

The sad part is that this post would be equally accurate without the word “tech”.

First off, I am so sorry to hear about your accident and pain. Second, I just started up vaping again just for the ride home. This is my first cartridge and I can’t even recall the name! Oh wait...gelato something!! It’s yummy. Lastly, I MISS THE BAY AREA MORE THAN I CAN EXPRESS!!! :( I was forced to moved back to LA

Trauma, check. Severe anxiety, check. Irrationally angry driver, check (mostly in the past, but still). I usually just throw on podcasts and try to learn something, but I should be vaping. That’s quality time waiting to happen. 

When I was a newbie, I couldn’t imagine it. Now I can blaze for hours and not feel a thing. (favorite concentrate is terp x-cherry bomb) I’ve thrown out my back from anxiety in traffic, a hit off cbd takes the edge off. I got rear-ended at 5 mph on the 880 two months ago...seeing an unavoidable car accident coming up

Are you me? You’re me, traffic hell, age, smoking style. Except I haven’t weed vaped because I just learned about it, from you. I wait until I get home, but you may have just saved a life (or lives).

Samesies! Getting home in traffic in LA you need to be either slightly lit or on a prescribed anti anxiety med. For me sometimes both. Instead of audio books though, I tend to rotate through Bowie albums. Hmmm, maybe we should start a carpool. Or an Über-type  service where the passengers can medicate legally. Begins

Hello! Keeping sane with vaping in traffic > road rage for sure. It doesn’t matter when you’re stuck in traffic for 2+ hours and going less than 20mph. The Select forbidden fruit strain is lovely as is silver haze. What’s on tap for you?

Gender discrimination in tech? I’m shocked. SHOCKED.

You vape while you’re driving? D:

You are my special Moppet! <spark!>

I’ve been a bit let down on Jezebel’s coverage on this. Asia Argento has really shown herself to be true scumbag. I feel like Rose has grown from this, she kinda got off her high horse and is actually making real changes to improve herself. It must be devastating to find out someone you were close to and felt a

Imagine being in your 50s 70s and behaving like you’re still in 8 5th grade. That’s some creepy shit.

Uh, Millie?

Take a break from the news, come back to this shit. Totally illegal he says, like something could be sort of illegal. Space Force not working out is kind of making my day though.

“Judge Kavanaugh is one of the finest people that I’ve ever known,”

Like a 100 year old catchers mitt.