It’s sad how refreshing it is to get a little justice nowadays.

*cancels plans to build a chain of moist bialy shops*

The real question, is why do rappers hold guitars like fucking numpties?

More likely to run into porn stars?

They’re baaaack. I wonder if it has to do with mouvements like #metoo since this trend was also big in the forties and eighties when women were also trying to make their way in the workforce.

Cut to: Trump promising aid and FEMA assistance to red states and explicitly stiffing Virginia and all points north for not voting for him.

How many tweets in the inevitable storm from Orange Hitler? 10? 20?

Or you could find the picture of the gal at the Trump rally who wiped her nose with the flag--assuming she wasn’t paid to be there.

It’s always amusing to me we have an unqualified, emotionally unstable maniac running the country and this is what people care about.

“Too many people have stances too strong to figure out a compromise,”

And no doubt an editor somewhere thought themselves real smart with the whole “mother” wordplay, because mothers being portrayed as “hormonal and emotional” isn’t some equally played out bullshit.

The older I get, the more the term hysterical provokes a cold, decidedly unhysterical, fury.

The phrase: “The mother of all meltdowns,” attached to Serena when male tennis players like Andy Roddick and the guy literally famous for his short temper, John Fucking McEnroe really REALLY puts into light how sexist tennis is.

Its not, it ended in 1988 and the 26 year old (who wasn’t born when the business failed) son of Hugh Hefner who now runs Playboy has decided to spend a bunch of Daddy’s money on bringing it back in 2018... because New York needs another exclusive club for old rich dudes to ogle young woman I suppose...

“Wow, I’m exhausted after that. How about you, honey?”

AND THAT BABY IS NOT IN A CAR SEAT!

“We just delivered a baby in the car.”