Also, R. Kelly. That dude needs to be in jail.
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Y’all, I have, like, a teenage girl crush on Beto O’Rourke. We hugged once (well, side hug, like a Duggar) and I swear I got butterflies. He’s very, very handsome.
A new poll from Emerson College places incumbent Republican senator and mutated blob fish Ted Cruz just one point…
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Fucking giving you ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the hugs right now.
Thank you soooooooo much. Same to you!!!!! <3
HAHA! I actually think thats how I would abbreviate it too!!!
Had to read twice. First time through, I thought those were real drug names.
I typed MP in my previous paragraph to abbreviate Floppy Moppet because I saw the MP in moppet. I am losing my mind. I shouldn’t even be at work.
My mom (64) pretty much made herself more disabled than she was by not getting out of bed, and I feel the same exact way... she’s just wasting away laying there... watching TV and sleeping. Its going to be much worse, because my aunts gone. I am so sorry about your mom, but also this makes me feel less alone in the…
The USADA tested Serena right after her win. While they found her levels of Flystorgen, Notgivingfucks & SoDopamine to be off the charts for a regular pro-athlete they still were within Williams’ standard range.
and thank you - It doesn’t even feel real because she lived so far away and she’s being cremated.
I feel horrible for her. She was the most loving, generous and genuine soul. Her kids treated her like an ATM machine.
You guys, my Auntie (who I was very close to) passed away and her kids are slime balls.
SAME.
1) My first, instinctive reaction to this headline, “Oh, will you PLEASE FUCK OFF!!!”
Dude really couldn’t afford to get a decent bong? At least get glass on glass for your celebrity Instagram post.
my mother did a month in rehab when she almost killed herself while drinking and driving. She was court ordered to go to rehab for at least a month, and wear an ankle monitor for a year after she left rehab.
On first glance I was like, the Wall? Like she's in the Night's Watch? and then grokked. If we did have to have a fucking wall somewhere, I wish it were more like that one so we could banish the entire Trump family to it.