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I’m not a parent, but this made me tear up. That’s really such a wonderful thing to do for that baby. 

Oops! Accidentally replied to your comment. ;)

lol! That’s Van is rad actually. I would roll in that.

Fucking Orange County. ::eye roll::

Can confirm. 

Say whaaa?? Oh no, I disagree. I miss old Windows so damn much. Windows 10 is a fucking joke. 

Where’s the side pony?? Come one now. I still rock one and have no shame. If you see an old ass woman in LA with a side pony and Star Wars Vans on, that’s probably me!

Prince Charles Opens a New Window? Does he not do old windows? These are important questions, folks.

A thin layer of raw cream will do the exact same thing. ;)

...and of course, Beyonce didn’t reply or like... on Insta, anyway.

I use coconut oil in so many ways! It’s anti-microbial, relatively inexpensive, and there are so many uses for it. I replaced lotion with coconut oil. I use it as a make-up remover. I use it as a sexual and a internasal lubricant. I give it to my dog. I put it in my hot green tea...gives it such a tropical taste. I

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NINE-NINE! 

Now THIS is the kind of Nicki Minaj news I’ll click through to.

Right?! Me either. 

I NEED the 3rd season of Chewing Gum like now! She’s fantastic. I think I’d watch anything that she’s in.

Oh, Lindsay, dear. smh. sigh. 

We’re on the exact same page. 😤

I think it’s time to dip out of anymore articles about either of these assholes. That’s my current stance on the Kardashians.