Pretty much this. I know we all hate Trump, but this analysis is garbage.

Fixed your headline:

Nothing funnier than making fun of a guy who got murdered hours after that pic was taken.

just here to say how much I loathe the new intentional walk rule

Ugh. If I’m ever eaten by a 23-foot-long reticulated python in the remote village of Salubrio, I hope the villagers who discover me at least have enough respect to film the extraction of my corpse horizontally.

I drank six 12oz cans of Diet Coke every day for decades. I once calculated that the empty cans held enough aluminum to build a medium-sized light aircraft. About a year ago I went cold turkey just on general principles; I don’t feel any different physically, but I do feel sort of smug when I read stories like this…

Def basketball. If it had been football it would have been lower and to the right.

He must think he is an NCAA men’s basketball coach.

GoPro. It turns out that my trips are mostly not that exciting... Unless I expect to snorkel, I just use Sony A7II with 55mm prime lens and a portable tripod.

D.B. Pooper

There’s also a photo of her blistered hand, but honestly, it’s a bit much. Click here to see it.

Despite what the NFL and Cowboys think, many believe this is McAdoo about nothing.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Can we move on from the pats and deflating already?

First of all, you bought Alaska from the Russians. Second of all, we would have set fire to your White House AGAIN, if you tried.

Who would have thought that our wedding anniversary would happen to be Election Day! 

I assume you could live longer on these, what with the green and all.

By far the best play he made was in the dressing room after the game - owning his mistake.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Tonic water is a wonderful gift from the heavens, and you’re a bad person who’ll most likely expire via malarial fever.