Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

My eyesight isn’t so good anymore. Can you find a larger picture next time?

Shame that it wasn’t Joe West.

Slide wasn’t dirty though, it was at the bag.

The Blue Jays made the ALCS and won a playoff series. If that was a disappointment what does it mean to the team they beat in the playoffs?

Promotion: First 10,000 Rockies fans get Dingers on their cars!

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

Yeah, like Jason Kipnis would know.

Cool. I tuned into TSN Radio for the news and reaction, but they just had Jeff O’Neill farting into a microphone.

This is for the Rangers fans in the grey, who have somehow managed to make me glad that the fucking CARDINALS won a World Series:

Always and forever.

Have you been spying on me and the wife?!?!?

The entire Russian Olympic team faces a possible ban from the shit filled waters of Rio for dozens of athletes taking the exact same drug. This is systematic doping. She’s a fucking liar.

As a Royals fan, you have no reference because your first game was less than 2 years ago.

The only Ventura more lit up is the highway.

A bird with an extremely prolapsed butthole?

No one’s gone after Shields so vehemently since the last Coach’s Corner segment.

“Watching this crybaby succeed makes me very upset.”

Disagree. Nothing finer than grabbing an ice cold can of beer from a cooler of half-melted ice on a hot summer day. Doesn’t even matter what kind it is.

of course not. the sarcasm is pretty obvious. lots of people write comments that end with ‘fixed it for you’ and I find it very obnoxious. I can handle getting mean tweets and being told I’m a garbage person, but I dislike it when people reformat a sentence like I should be glad they put words in my mouth. I’m sure…