“Note: Adjective Man died on the way back to his home planet.”

The Arizona legislature has come to regret hiring Dan Cortese to draft the state’s criminal code in the late ‘90s.

“Am I under arrest?”

Mutombo: Why Dikembe get no tweets?
Mookie Blalock: Deke, you blocked ‘em all, buddy!

Since the suspensions came at the end of an investigation by the university, they concluded by their standards they broke the code of conduct.

If you think Jets could bring down this team you are now sheeple.

They’re getting the Sex Boat back together?

I see everyone getting all worked up about this in the comments. “They didn’t get charged! They have to play!” Or, “rape apologist!”

So when or where does anyone say “make our program great again”? That seems to be your money “quote” and it’s couched in amongst stuff that the players on the video actually said. So, uh, what?

Be honest. You just want to spend Christmas with your family instead of getting your asses kicked like you do every year.

I’ll be honest. Since I don’t pay attention to college football at all, I forgot those Minnesota players had been suspended, so when I saw on my ESPN notification about this boycott, my first thought was “Wait, why did they suspend 10 Vikings?”

Switch to the Love contract

Hey man, I was just trying to make a funny. Chill out.

How many rape cases are ever brought to trial, much less end in a guilty verdict? Two percent? So the other 98 percent are just lying whore-sluts who deserved it?

What a noble organized effort by a group of young men who are fed up with being exploited for profit. They are right to assert that they should be compensated fairly for...

So they’re going for a symbolic loss over the actual loss. It’s a bold strategic move.

“make our program great again.”

Holy fuck that is fitting.

Man. Jerry Kill must be Having a fit.

I’m not sure a 90 second video can prove consent. This is precisely why I always ask any potential sex partner if I can record a video of the entire encounter. They leave immediately and I don’t have to worry about being charged with sexual assault.

What a pathetic hill to die on. If they boycotted because a rapist(s) went unpunished, that would be awesome. I’d even happily accept boycotting a game because they don’t get paid. But to boycott in support of rapists?