Would I have said something like that at 18? Sure, probably. Does that mean I was a piece of shit at 18? Oh, absolutely.

I’m really surprised at this email chain. Most XC runners’ entire sexual histories could easily be documented in a single tweet.

Who believes Colin Cowherd?

As soon as his agent floats it.

If you believe Colin Cowherd, Jim Harbaugh is in play.

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

This is some 4-9 bullshit. Dude earned a shot to set the record for most NFL losses.

Looks like you started it at 2:59.

This is so amazing. The Jeff Fisheriest thing that could ever happen...

How long until the Gruden rumors officially kick in?

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

Don’t lie. He is not good at the golf. See above.

Maybe he’s trying to get that guy fired.

Oh wait, he already did that this year!

“which would be staggering if it weren’t topped by Fisher’s personal streak of 13 consecutive non-winning seasons”

JEFF FISHER: I’m not fucking going 7-9!

*One finger of the Monkey’s Paw closes*

Easy pal, ALL takes matter.

Man, NPR has been dialing up the sports coverage lately....

Morning drive sports radio is the worst. I think I’d rather listen to Rush Limbaugh and his Vicodin-aided lunacy.

I have been taking a news break since the election because that shit is just too depressing, so for the first time in my life I find myself listening to sports talk radio.

Too late; Mike & Mike was on this shit 2 hours ago.