Congratulations! Good luck with that!

Great story!

...and those conservatives complaining about bullying. I always rip a page from their playbook and tell them to stop being a bitch.

Don’t let that shit bother you. We’re calling him illegitimate because he’s a piece of shit and didn’t win the popular vote. He and his fellow shitheads were saying it to try to claim the voting was irregular (cause most of those asswipes can’t think contextually).

You got it all wrong, the only heroes in this country are our veterans.

Yeah, what’s your point?

Better to blame your defeat on shadowy figures (see the 1998 Brazil World Cup Team) than just admit you got whupped.

You mean the Dream Team.

No, the fans were being specific. If they said “where’s Sal” people might be confused it was a game against Oklahoma State.

Reproduction is what humans are supposed to do. Gambling is not essential to the human race.

So basically you’re saying if someone is overweight and has a heart attack, insurance shouldn’t pay for that cause that’s their fault for making poor health choices.

...hell, even the “polite” fans of Nebraska years ago chanted “where’s Sal in a game against Colorado” in 1989. The reference to Sal was a Colorado QB who died of Leukemia a year earlier.

It’s gray area, they no longer play in a mid-major conference but their history isn’t exactly like Gonzaga’s.

don’t worry, for these Blue Jays, their knockout will come in mid-March.

I’d take an awesome life till 40 over a shit life till 70.

Let’s not forget second from right in the back row. Apparently, he’s not a team player.

...you must mean a Real Canadian.

You must mean a burning cross check (don’t get hockey people started on the NBA, they’ll start ranting about how hockey players are tough and basketball players are spoiled).

It’s totally easy cause Southerns are a joke. They’re like a BBQ, let’s call it a Sherman BBQ.

I imagine that attending the national title game the last 2 years would be a bit like me going to Russia: “I couldn’t understand a word anyone is saying.