You are wrong about Left Shark.

Good stuff:

“Here’s a very... confusing video of Paul Ryan riding a horse.”

This is super exciting. How much for a ticket? How long is the trip? I’m ready to leave this place now.... 

It’s a mature reading of the situation that relies on nuance to make its point.

Don’t you mean she turned “twenty-fine”?

(I’ll show myself out.)

The Katy Perry part of the exchange wasn’t shady. The Britney response? That was shady.

Alternate choice: all the members of 3 Doors Down

Here in Michigan, they’re talking about Kid Rock running for senate. There’s your cup of poop soup to go with your shit sandwich.

There is one all-singin’ all-dancin’ celebration of Stockholm Syndrome (in the Wild West). It’s actually painful to watch nowadays:

oh my god, someone help, I have fallen down a hole of narcissistic teen trends.

Why did I fucking try to google this? I have learned that selfie poses have FUCKING NAMES. Fingermouthing, T-rex, Grace Face. Fucking who’s to guess what the shit this pose is called.

I hated to post it but it had to be done.

Puzder is reportedly “very tired of the abuse...”

“played, a little bafflingly, by Kate McKinnon”

Only three insane tweets today? At that rate, Trump’s going to be the most low-energy president ever. Sad!

Yes at 30 you are too old to get some of them. Welcome to the club, put on a shawl and pull up a rocking chair.

I finally coughed up for a digital subscription to the NYT because I was checking it so often because of Trump’s tweets.

I am in the greys, but since we are talking about bengals, I am adopting this little princess on Saturday and cannot contain my joy! She’s half siamese half bengal and I have named her Leia, please enjoy the gif