I live in Oregon, and I support a secession of the western states (OR, WA, CA) to form Pacifica.
If that doesn’t work, I’d like Canada to adopt us as Canada’s ballsack (look at the geography).

I hope someone towed the driver that he was doing it wrong.

all hail the DINK (dual income, no kids)

We took them to the stick bank.

Ya know, it’s gonna be really awkward explaining to the house robbers why you don’t have bricks and bags with dollar signs on them just lying around.

That is incorrect, people will at least wear red ribbons and have benefit concerts for people with AIDS.

Children are sexually transmitted diseases, no different than herpes or AIDS.

“The goal, she said, was improved rights for women, even the ones who don’t yet exist. “Unborn women are underrepresented,” she explained. “And people should represent them.”

These women are feminists in much the same way Dylann Roof is a hero — in that I’m certain there are people who see them as such, but those are not people I want in my life.

I’m sorry they feel like their message is unimportant to the womxn around them.

I’m not crying. You’re all the ones who are crying it is not me.

If you’re anti-abortion but respect that it’s your personal decision and are cool with letting others do whatever they want because they ALSO get to make that personal decision, by all means join us.

Cruel. Cruel, cruel, cruel.

This is the darkest timeline. I’m wearing a mustache in honor of it.

Does this count as accidental anal?

Long time lurker but I just had to comment on this. I feel exactly the same as you. And it feels like a knife in the back is how mainstream feminism has accepted porn as “cool” and “expressive” and if you don’t like it you’re a “prude”. I think blow jobs are disgusting, I think anal sex is disgusting and I don’t care…

Men’s pillows have a cutout space in which they rest their penis. Therefore, the pillow takes less stuffing and costs less.

They’re so much fucking better than your pillows, we keep them all stacked in the ladies room

Wait, pillows? Aren’t pillows non-gendered?