My car arrived just the other day
Not one of the parts in the mid engine bay.
But there was Bedford six...and an overfilled tray.
Owner’s best intentions spiraled into dismay.

Were can I get the Wolfsburg edition, preferably with a moon roof?

Well that settles it. I’ll never put Continental Tires on my Mitsubishi now.

My bet is that, if I make the deadline and Bob takes this thing on the trip, he’ll need an entire tanker load of oil to get it to Chicago.

Is this a good car for my ex-girlfriend Allison? For some context, she’s like 4'11, with a tremendous backside and a masters in public administration and currently works as an public comment review facilitator for the Federal Highway Administration. The second or third time we hung out, she was wasted and passed out…

I bought a GTI with a manual and if they had one as a wagon I would’ve gotten that.