Why is no one bowing at the altar that is this comment?

I mad bro.

But how will Sean Payton fare without a disembodied head of Brees to show him the way?

What if I want to bang a porn star? And have her sign an NDA? Oh, and have my lawyer pay her to keep quiet? I asked Jesus for his thoughts on the matter but I am still awaiting a response.

Oh, go cry to your mummy!

I can’t imagine how these ideas turn over in his brain

“It’s always good to burn the Yankees”

Wrong:

Show me your Ph.D. in environmental science and I’ll show you scores of Ph.D.s from better schools who disagree with you. In the meantime, stop your blithering nonsense.

I can’t wait for the Christmas Carol remake coming out next month starring Hannity as Scrooge, the ghost of Colmes as the Colmes of Christmas Past, and Bill O’Reilly as Death/his future. Spoiler alert: Hannity learns the error of his ways, only to be beaten to death by an 8 year old cancer patient whose healthcare got…

This is unconscionable. And it reeks of collusion.

As much as I love seeing this guy get his comeuppance, where was the vitriol when this story was exposed two years ago? That’s two more years of abuse that could have been abated.

Jedi. Duh and/or hello?

You mean America circa 1953?

Jeff Bozos just bought out Ringling Bros. DO NOT CROSS HIM!

Meanwhile, every American municipality assumes the position, waiting for Bezos to get in the mood.

Fish fuck in it

Like I said, you’re a racist because you say racist shit. Douchenozzle.

Fire everyone then! See how long ESPN lasts.

Also, you’re racist because you say racist shit.