“But without the guns, how will you shoot the immigrants?”

*Sydnor delivers a subpoena to Trump’s desk*

The money doesn’t lie. Follow the money and there’s no telling where it will lead you.

Refrain:

Here’s the Lennon/McCartney translation:

This is almost as stupid as invoking HBCUs to promote private charter schools. Surely no one would ever do that.

There’s a simpler solution to that. Just photograph him holding it in his hands.

“You got to get me out of this mess of my own making, okay.”

Trump: Chill! Be Cool!

I bet she’s into role playing. I’ll be the General Sherman to her Johnston.

Assuming Donald can read.

There was a time when something like this would cause an uproar...

So basically they want to party like it’s 1938 but they have no wheelchair bound Atlas to carry the world on his little polio shoulders. This should end well.

I think many of the members of the GOP are breathing a collective sigh of relief. While some of their colleagues enjoy gerrymandered supermajorities in their districts and face no real repercussions if their constituents lose access to health care, others would be crucified by a more moderate electorate. Simply put,…

I’m using it to piss on your leg.

Considering that Cain, at least to biblical scholars, is the embodiment of evil, its good to see that Scoochy Moochy is being honest about his intentions.

Kushner isn’t Agnew. He isn’t Kissinger, and he sure as hell isn’t Deepthroat.

Because you don’t want to die?

None of us will be around to gauge his reaction.

The youts (or is it yutes?) don’t have a say in the matter. It’s the olds that are too dumb to do anything productive.